I probably get the longest lurker record, since I've been around since the Anthony Cotto days on my 1200bps modem. It's this sighting that brought me out.
I was filling-up at the gas station, and I saw a thin curvy waist in a white skirt and jet-black hair go inside the station to pay. For about a millisecond I saw her from the side, and I was shocked at what I saw. I dilly-dallied as long as I could until she returned.
I was driving away, very very very slowly, looking back, as she came out. 5'5 asian, glasses, probably a 32" chest, with huge melons outlined by a white shirt and a nice purse strap. Now, I am intimate with a pair of DD/DDDs, so I know what they look like. These things were significantly more than that. Hmmm, if DDD=F then these were Gs? OMG. This was more than one cup size larger. Bigger. Is? I'm still in shock. I strained to see what her shirt said. It was tough, given the purse strap and the extreme curvature on the letters. Just as she went out of sight my brain figured it out.
"Yes, they're real."
Wow. Icing on the cake. Oh how I wish I hadn't loaned out my camera...