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Disclaimer: Sorry if it seems that I'm trying to be a braggart or letting my ego hog this forum. Its just that Wednesday afternoon honestly was a life altering experience for me and capped off a big year for me. Not to get all "Tony Robbins " or anything but18 months ago I was working a dead end retail job and merely fantasizing about traveling to Miami and Vegas. Quit that, got into something I actually love doing, pay is minimal but I travel often and have awesome contacts. And the outcome? Well follow the links below and find out. Just to let you know anythings' possible, and things will only get better.OK so now I've calmed down somewhat what's left?1.Riding in an elevator with Chelsea: One more thing about CC just imagine being in such a confined space with the biggest known tits on he planet. Euphoria+Claustrophobia. That was just the trip upstairs, the trip down added Crystal Gunns to the capacity. BUT at least there was head room in the car as opposed to...2. Riding in an Elevator with Maxi: The woman is completely overwhelming. Six foot Tower of Power is an understatement she was in the outfit in the attached photo. A giantess plus heels which pushed her up to about 6-5 and placed the M-cups squarely at eye level. She immediately dwarfs everything around her and her entorage was pretty big. I'm 6 foot, 240 pounds and felt like a Hobbit standing next to her. Anyway I eavesdropped on a conversation about the Fan Fair and Maxi's return to it her casual comment "I got big tits, they cant compete with me" in her smoky booming voice received a resounding Amen and is etched into my brain.   3. Vixen and Co.: Wanted to give Vixen a shout out, but it seemd to be a family affair for her so I respected her privacy. This was an interesting scene however-just imagine your typical vacationing family and the daughter is stacked like Vixen exploding from a blouse and wedged into a miniskirt and heels.4. Alyssa Alps: I was extremely impressed at how Ms. Alps was carrying herself. She was dressed business casual in a yellow striped top and white pants, and was easily the most "wholesomely sexy" woman on the premises. Where eveyone else pumped up the sex meter to 11. Alyssa appeared to be an everyday woman, a young mother even with a major pair (FF-cup?) packed neatly into her blouse. Plus she was administering the event and was strictly business. Another odd turn on.5. Rhiannon: On the opposite end of the spectrum Rhiannon was the most "extreme" personality there, easily the thinnest, the most striking face, and the alabaster white skin which was only 2 shades off from the white 5 sizes too small tank top she about destroyed. Her nipples were plainly transparent through the top and her boobs are complately visible from the back, her back is so small. She is FASCINATING to look at. I wanted to give her a Jersey Girl shout out, but again the bodyguard scared me to death. Who is that guy? Bigger 'n' basketballs! 6. Forgot about Echo Valley : This is how overwhelmed I was Echo Valley was 4 inches from grazing my left temple with her elephantine right boob. With no blood in brain I couldnt recall her name for the life of me. The strap of her red satin top fell off her shoulder exposing a little more boob than appropriate for a hotel lobby. She glanced at me and kept rolling.7. Last but Definitely not least Crystal Storm: The legend herself those cheeks that smile the Spencer's greeting cards. She arrived somewhat late. The weirdest thing of the afternoon I   Heard her before I saw her. Not her voice though, a strange creaking, squeaking noise that wasnt her high heels it was whatever mammoth construction that was  supporting her devastatingly huge bazoombas beneath her over capacitated t-shirt. When my eyes made it up to that face, I immediate blurted a weak "Crystal..." she smiled, my heart melts, she bounces away...8. That's Crystal Gunns: Soon after my first Chelsea sighting I spott a young brown woman with huge tits and sunglasses in the lobby. The shades obscured her face and the tits were bigger than I recognized. When everyone broke out for the day the shades came off and boom Crystal Gunns (see photo again" thing is they look MUCH bigger in person big that I didnt recognize her all afternoon.9. The Hedgehog: Even with all the Boobphoria that going on it was nontheless exciting to see Ron Jeremy pass through and to give him his props...thats all I think that covers everything sighting wise more in depth. For further reading.  The Chelsea Experience : The original breathless post sighting post. Beyond The Valley of the Uberboobers A look at some memorable sightings away from the Expo site. Just a handful remember big tits are the norm in Vegas... Oh and for you nerds out there I also got an exclusive look at the New Batmobile (Sheber?) From Batman Begins-No Photos-Security around it was tighter than Chelsea's, It even had Chelsea-sized tires !!! .
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Craig_Mercer

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2004, 01:38:09 PM »
Heres my picture of Chelsea...from the worst possible angle, the dude on the right is the Scary porno-bodyguard which is why I kept my distance, but believe me everyone in the corridor was shaking with disbelief... Actually if you look closely, you can see the swing of her left boob between her back and left arm!   The damn photo people at Target decided that the other Chelsea pic wasnt worth printing (it is a little blurry in the index pic) but I can plainly see her in the Index print (APX camera). I'm going back there later for a 5X7
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2004, 01:48:25 PM »
The Chelsea pic did not post here.

Mr. Mercer, you are killing us with all of your Chelsea sighting stories.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend !

 
"I do have big tits. Always had 'em, pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em."  (Dolly Parton)


"Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" (Jessica Simpson's FATHER !)

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2004, 02:13:52 PM »
This is the big, busty chick from  
 THIS post.
 

Again, she was smashed between two of her friends, she left before I could get a solo picture. Her boobs looked ridiculous in the blazer, and she was rocking clear heels and a waist high denim miniskirt, insanely sexy...Too bad she didnt know about the expo, she could probably hold her own among some of the participants. 1-1-1-1 rule compliant.
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2004, 02:20:54 PM »
Busty vendor from the floor of the clothing convention. Very buxom girl, designs her own stuff. Wish I had a pic standing up with her boobs thrust out. Also wish I snagged her model, a Cali amazon of 6-2 stature with natural breasts that looked incredible on a thin frame.
   
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2004, 02:44:56 PM »
Hmm, the other links in this thread have gone bad. Pics available in the UG though. Any reason? While were explaining thingscan someone explain why boobs look smaller in 2-D, the specific science behind it, cause this girl (last pic from the trip today) was an easy 34D but it dont show in this picture?

   
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2004, 03:03:29 PM »
Craig,  I saw the Chelsea Pic in the UG Thanks for sharing

I noted it was kind of blurry.  Is this because as those huge boobs bounced down the hall,  It started the entire place a shaking and caused the pic to blur??    
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2004, 03:20:26 PM »
The photo I snapped from the front will be up on Tuesday. i'm getting two 8x10s one glossy one matte. I scanned the index print and blew it up a bit and you can make out a humongous breasted woman in a white blouse. Its not worth posting yet. Cant wait till next year when I'm guaranteed to be wealthy and digital.
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2004, 12:17:50 AM »
I couldnt find the chelsea pic in the UG   Was it taken down?  

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2004, 10:11:31 AM »
Craig....just so you know.... Crystal doesn't appreciate being called a Plain Jane, lmao...in fact...Jane is not even plain.

It was great meeting all the BEA guys yesterday....

-D&J    

PS...I edited this to ammend my mistake...sorry Craig...my bad -D

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2004, 10:19:51 AM »
"Chelsea and Cystal *NEVER* rode in a limo with Ron Jeremy"

I thought he said they got off of an elevator "car" at the same time.

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2004, 11:20:37 AM »
Update, I may have a "lawsuit" against Chelsea. Ever since Wednesday evening, I've actually developed an uncontrollable twitch in my left eye . I'll settle for a private dance , right, after which I'll go completely blind and shut down my entire nervous system. BTW: The Lawsuit is fictional, the Eye thing is dead serious.

Whoa, didnt even occur to me that a "Jane" would even be reading this. No offence to Crystal either, its just that as amazing as she is, the folks at M.Bay couldnt tear her eyes off Chelsea long enough to fix them on Crystal. I have nothing but love for my Jersey Girls-Gunns and Rhiannon.

 D&J sorry I missed you guys, did you have cocktails with Chelsea at the Luxor? If so I was at the bar, but didnt want to interrupt. Meet you guys in Vegas or at the next Bash in NYC (living there Weekends (Fri-Sundays)this fall.    
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Complete Vegas Chronicles: Now With ExclusivePhotos!
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2004, 08:32:57 PM »
I'm kinda bummed that I missed the Expo tailgating by the pool with Plenty and Lisa Lipps Wednesday night. Was anyone else there that night, or were the guys in the pics at Napkin Nights just a few lucky stiffs? I'll pause until...Tuesday for responses from D&J and Jose as they recover...
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