I should probably admit that as an aesthetic I love skinny butts. And as regulars know from my various demented blabbings, I've had a couple of LTRs with women who were definitely not skinny. But the first ex-Mrs. PB was blonde and had an ass that looked a lot like Ala Pastel's (below) and she wore ver-r-r-r-ry tight jeans, the "roll-em-down" kind, and when she rolled 'em down, I got all --er-- romantic: