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The IgNobel Prizes
« on: October 01, 2004, 11:38:24 PM »
The 14th First Annual IgNobel Prizes were handed out on Thursday to people who have "done something that first makes people LAUGH, then makes them THINK." Sponsored by the Annals of Improbable Research (www.improbable.com), the Igs "are intended to celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative -- and spur people's interest in science, medicine, and technology."

Go here to find this year's winners:
http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2004

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Re: 2004 IgNobel Prizes awarded!
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2004, 10:55:50 AM »
You have to wonder about this one

CHEMISTRY
The Coca-Cola Company of Great Britain, for using advanced technology to convert liquid from the River Thames into Dasani, a transparent form of water, which for precautionary reasons has been made unavailable to consumers.  

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Re: 2004 IgNobel Prizes awarded!
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2004, 09:39:46 PM »
Apparently their purification process, in its last stages, left sufficient quantities of bromates (a powerful carcinogen) in the water to warrant a recall....

My personal favorite this year is the winner in Medicine:

Steven Stack of Wayne State University, Detroit, Michigan, USA and James Gundlach of Auburn University, Auburn, Alabama, USA, for their published report "The Effect of Country Music on Suicide."
PUBLISHED IN: Social Forces, vol. 71, no. 1, September 1992, pp. 211-8.

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Re: 2004 IgNobel Prizes awarded!
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2004, 08:55:39 AM »
 Bel (bello in italian) in Ferrara dialect means "beautiful" or "handsome".

There is a beauty male (anti)contest in Ferrara called No Bel prize...

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The IgNobel Prizes
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2009, 11:18:47 AM »
AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.

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I wanted Chelsea's to do so.
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Ya beat me to it!

Just for that, I'm going to reproduce the Peace prize entry, and hit you over the head with both a full beer bottle and an empty one. So you can tell me which hurts more. ;D
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Ya beat me to it!

Just for that, I'm going to reproduce the Peace prize entry, and hit you over the head with both a full beer bottle and an empty one. So you can tell me which hurts more. ;D

Ouch! lol ;D well yeah i wonder how many replicatrions made to obtain the results  :P
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The 2010 Ig Nobels have been awarded!
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2010, 07:25:28 PM »
ENGINEERING PRIZE: Karina Acevedo-Whitehouse and Agnes Rocha-Gosselin of the Zoological Society of London, UK, and Diane Gendron of Instituto Politecnico Nacional, Baja California Sur, Mexico, for perfecting a method to collect whale snot, using a remote-control helicopter.
"A Novel Non-Invasive Tool for Disease Surveillance of Free-Ranging Whales and Its Relevance to Conservation Programs," Karina Acevedo-Whitehouse, Agnes Rocha-Gosselin and Diane Gendron, Animal Conservation, vol. 13, no. 2, April 2010, pp. 217-25.

MEDICINE PRIZE: Simon Rietveld of the University of Amsterdam, The Netherlands, and Ilja van Beest of Tilburg University, The Netherlands, for discovering that symptoms of asthma can be treated with a roller-coaster ride.
"Rollercoaster Asthma: When Positive Emotional Stress Interferes with Dyspnea Perception," Simon Rietveld and Ilja van Beest, Behaviour Research and Therapy, vol. 45, 2006, pp. 977–87.

TRANSPORTATION PLANNING PRIZE: Toshiyuki Nakagaki, Atsushi Tero, Seiji Takagi, Tetsu Saigusa, Kentaro Ito, Kenji Yumiki, Ryo Kobayashi of Japan, and Dan Bebber, Mark Fricker of the UK, for using slime mold to determine the optimal routes for railroad tracks.
"Rules for Biologically Inspired Adaptive Network Design," Atsushi Tero, Seiji Takagi, Tetsu Saigusa, Kentaro Ito, Dan P. Bebber, Mark D. Fricker, Kenji Yumiki, Ryo Kobayashi, Toshiyuki Nakagaki, Science, Vol. 327. no. 5964, January 22, 2010, pp. 439-42.

PHYSICS PRIZE: Lianne Parkin, Sheila Williams, and Patricia Priest of the University of Otago, New Zealand, for demonstrating that, on icy footpaths in wintertime, people slip and fall less often if they wear socks on the outside of their shoes.
"Preventing Winter Falls: A Randomised Controlled Trial of a Novel Intervention," Lianne Parkin, Sheila Williams, and Patricia Priest, New Zealand Medical Journal. vol. 122, no, 1298, July 3, 2009, pp. 31-8.

PEACE PRIZE: Richard Stephens, John Atkins, and Andrew Kingston of Keele University, UK, for confirming the widely held belief that swearing relieves pain.
"Swearing as a Response to Pain," Richard Stephens, John Atkins, and Andrew Kingston, Neuroreport, vol. 20 , no. 12, 2009, pp. 1056-60.

PUBLIC HEALTH PRIZE: Manuel Barbeito, Charles Mathews, and Larry Taylor of the Industrial Health and Safety Office, Fort Detrick, Maryland, USA, for determining by experiment that microbes cling to bearded scientists.
"Microbiological Laboratory Hazard of Bearded Men," Manuel S. Barbeito, Charles T. Mathews, and Larry A. Taylor, Applied Microbiology, vol. 15, no. 4, July 1967, pp. 899–906.

ECONOMICS PRIZE: The executives and directors of Goldman Sachs, AIG, Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, Merrill Lynch, and Magnetar for creating and promoting new ways to invest money — ways that maximize financial gain and minimize financial risk for the world economy, or for a portion thereof.

CHEMISTRY PRIZE: Eric Adams of MIT, Scott Socolofsky of Texas A&M University, Stephen Masutani of the University of Hawaii, and BP [British Petroleum], for disproving the old belief that oil and water don't mix.
"Review of Deep Oil Spill Modeling Activity Supported by the Deep Spill JIP and Offshore Operator’s Committee. Final Report," Eric Adams and Scott Socolofsky, 2005.

MANAGEMENT PRIZE: Alessandro Pluchino, Andrea Rapisarda, and Cesare Garofalo of the University of Catania, Italy, for demonstrating mathematically that organizations would become more efficient if they promoted people at random.
"The Peter Principle Revisited: A Computational Study," Alessandro Pluchino, Andrea Rapisarda, and Cesare Garofalo, Physica A, vol. 389, no. 3, February 2010, pp. 467-72.

BIOLOGY PRIZE: Libiao Zhang, Min Tan, Guangjian Zhu, Jianping Ye, Tiyu Hong, Shanyi Zhou, and Shuyi Zhang of China, and Gareth Jones of the University of Bristol, UK, for scientifically documenting fellatio in fruit bats.
"Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time," Min Tan, Gareth Jones, Guangjian Zhu, Jianping Ye, Tiyu Hong, Shanyi Zhou, Shuyi Zhang and Libiao Zhang, PLoS ONE, vol. 4, no. 10, e7595.
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Sort of how like Halle Berry won an Oscar and a Golden Raspberry, now comes word that the 2000 Ig Nobel winner in Physics, Andre Geim, has won the 2010 Nobel Prize in Physics :)
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Sort of how like Halle Berry won an Oscar and a Golden Raspberry, now comes word that the 2000 Ig Nobel winner in Physics, Andre Geim, has won the 2010 Nobel Prize in Physics :)

There seems to be a "prediction" factor, like more than half the winners of a U.S. prize for genetics (whose name I have forgotten--Milliken Prize?) win the Nobel for Medicine.
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The 2011 IgNobel Prizes!
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2011, 12:59:14 AM »
http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/

Too little time to list them all, so I'll just mention the Wasabi Alarm (US patent application 2010/0308995 A1), which earned its creators the Chemistry prize...

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Makoto Imai, Naoki Urushihata, Hideki Tanemura, Yukinobu Tajima, Hideaki Goto, Koichiro Mizoguchi and Junichi Murakami of JAPAN, for determining the ideal density of airborne wasabi (pungent horseradish) to awaken **83** people in case of a fire or other emergency, and for applying this knowledge to invent the wasabi alarm.

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The IgNobel Prizes
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2012, 10:43:27 PM »
It's that time again! Winners were announced on Sept. 20.

Among the winners:

NEUROSCIENCE PRIZE: Craig Bennett, Abigail Baird, Michael Miller, and George Wolford [USA], for demonstrating that brain researchers, by using complicated instruments and simple statistics, can see meaningful brain activity anywhere — even in a dead salmon.

http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2012

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Re: The IgNobel Prizes
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2012, 12:35:20 AM »
lol i have been warned that statistics can be used to bent data at researcher's wills. This demonstrates it  :(
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Re: The IgNobel Prizes
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2012, 02:18:31 AM »
Brain/nerve cells in a dead organism are still capable of neural activity for some time after death.