i participated in a public event with nigella about a year ago. so there i was, in the green room, and there's this knockout brunette out on the patio, wearing a tight black dress and black sunglasses. hot. elegant. STACKED. i think my tongue must have been hanging out. involuntary. she noticed me gaping at her assets, but she didn't seem to be too pissed about it. must happen all the time. it was really at that moment that i realized it was nigella, in the (rather copious) flesh. wow. this woman is amazingly beautiful in person...