[SpiderJerusalem]

I've said it before, I'll say it again: God Bless the Czech Republic.

[MaxBigfoot]

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aw, CRAP!  he took denise to nyc - i KNEW i shoulda bought a ticket to go to that gig!!!

(crosses-fingers that he does one in miami and that the most beautiful woman in existance will be there as well)

I WENT TO THE GIG IN NYC AND MET DENISE!!!

There is no admission charge; a gig is basicaly a promotion event for the bar to get people in to drink.
The Overlook Lounge is a small bar and there were maybe 60-80 people in there.  The girls were circulating (together with Brooks and two camera men) getting names to be pulled from a hat during the night.  Brook's schtick is to give away crappy door-prize gifts and run the trivia contest. There were about 25-30 guys hanging in the back during the program and you're not allowed to take pictures until the last half hour.  I did get to have short conversations with Cora and Denise in the beginning and end, but they were unaccessible during the 'show' portion.  I wished Cora a Happy Birthday and gave her some flowers, and I told Denise that she's very popular here at the BEA!  I didn't get picked for the Trivia challenge, but I would have swept it because the questions were easy and the guys were stupid. (One question no one got right - IN NYC - was "Who played Lou Gehrig in "The Pride of the Yankees!  DUH!!)  

Annie is a cute blonde, but I didn't get to talk to her much.  She was friendly and open for posing.

Cora, who I had a special feeling for before going, is the tallest and very beautiful.  I got plenty of pictures of and with her, and she and Denise have the tiniest firm waists.  I asked about the picture someone had posted of her from Dreamdolls, and she told me that she had posed for the photographers portfolio, but hadn't authorized his posting them at Dreamdolls, so they sued and the pictures were removed.  She was probably the party girl of the group, and I would love to see her on a spring break!  My guess, around 23 and a 34C.

Now for the one you've been waiting for:

I AM IN LOVE WITH DENISE!!!  She is both Hot and sweet, with a natural beautiful face and a SMOKIN' body.  They all wore black SBB T-shirt, and hers had plenty of cleavage. You should have seen the looks on the guys' faces as she passed by the bar on the way out.  Plenty of whiplash cases and Hot Damns! She was definately a crowd favorite and I swear she had a little thing for me!  Maybe she likes older guys, maybe she liked the blue shirt, maybe she was a bit tipsy, but She called for me when they allowed us to take pictures with them, was giving me great smiles, and hung and hugged me after the progam finished.  Not saying she wanted to bed me; just that in little ways she made me feel special.  I told her about the BEA, but I don't think she ever heard of it.
She's petite, maybe 5'4", and very slender.  I didn't ask her age, but I doubt she is over 26.  She's from the Czech Republic and has a small, enchanting accent.  Knowing you guys would KILL me if I didn't ask - her bra size is a 34DD!!  (Actually, she told me to guess, and after a extended gaze at her incredible breasts and cleavage, I hit it right on the head.)  Don't know what she's hoping to get from this, but she obviously enjoys it, and I wished her the best.

I took pictures, which I'll post once developed.  In the meanwhile, here's a picture of the girls with Brooks.

Tagman, congratulations!  That sounds like one of the best nights ever spent by a BEA member, not counting guys who've paid for massages or sex from BB stars.  I wish that everyone here could have at least one cool experience like that.

[sander815]

does any1 keep a collection of all pics online somewhere?

[Tarkus]

god bless ya, tagman!  i'll forever be envious (well, until i can meet her myself, that is!) and am grateful you were forward enough to ask the probing questions (jeez, 5'4" is - imo - the PERFECT height... at least for me... and 34DD?  the mind reels!).

oh, and thank you for making my heart skip a beat by speculating that she "might like older guys"... i'm gonna have to chalk-it-up to her just being nice, otherwise i won't be able to **82** nights.

you met denise.  to me you have achieved near god-like status.  yes, please post pics as soon as you can.

congrats!

[BigEyes]

you're a very lucky person Tagman.
were I ever come into the orbit of such bountiful beauty.
I would likely be frozend stiff, and likely embarrass myself in the most humiliating way.
either that or spontaneously combust on the spot.

[Tagman18]

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I´m sure that I would´ve taken photos as well, and it was very gentleman-like to give cora some flowers.
but I would´ve never mentioned the BEA and would´ve never asked denise about her bra size. never. firstly, I would have been much too shy about it, and secondly, I wouldn´t wanna appear as some kind of a nerd. only my opinion, of course. but again: nice to see that denise was open about it.
cannot wait for the pics!

I only asked her bra size, because I knew everybody here would want to know.  I would have felt it rude to ask her age or if she planned to pose naked, even though I have a feeling she would have answered either question freely.

I mentioned the BEA to see if she was familiar with it, and to be able to pass on some of the glowing compliments members have said about her.

She is every bit as beautiful in person as in her pictures, and only wish I could have spent more time with her.  Check the SBB website for their future gigs, and if there is one in your area, do NOT miss the opportunity to meet her!

[chadburton]

holy crap!!!!!  A goddess...


she didn't give you an email address by chance?

[gripntugg]

 Congrats on such a fun and successful night - I couldn't be more jealous, and it was exciting just to read your account - can't wait to see some pics - I adore Denise, but won't mind seeing some Cora pics too

[muteant]

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Find a copy of Petra's "Centerfold Fantasies" video.
Seeing her in motion puts to rest the nonsense that she
has implants.

I've seen her in motion plenty of times. They're fake.

[Hothitter]

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Find a copy of Petra's "Centerfold Fantasies" video.
Seeing her in motion puts to rest the nonsense that she
has implants.

I've seen her in motion plenty of times. They're fake.

I worked at Playboy during the 90's and in a world where nearly everyone had visited the doctor, there was never anyone who doubted that Petra was real.  Where did you get your information?

[muteant]

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I worked at Playboy during the 90's and in a world where nearly everyone had visited the doctor, there was never anyone who doubted that Petra was real.  Where did you get your information?

It's not "information," just an appraisal. I've compiled a montage of some (what I perceive to be) incriminating visuals. Please see attached. Also, in motion, you can detect a slight rippling effect along the sides of her breasts.

That said, I find Petra very attractive and I regard hers as the best "job" I've ever seen. Definitely beneath the muscle, probably underfilled, and perhaps even of the "tear-drop" shape. And on top of that she likely had nice endowments to begin with. It's even possible that she was natural in her Playboy days and just had a modest enhancement afterward; it's hard to tell with the airbrushing/soft focus photography.

And yes, deep, down, I realize I may be wrong. I want to be wrong, trust me ...

[Scotchman]

That isn't a "ripple effect" caused by implant problems.
You are pointing out natural skin folds, which is quite
expected given the weight of Petra's DirtyPillows.

Implants are encapsulated in scar tissue. They don't
flatten out and slide into a babe's armpits when she
lays on her back. The amount they protrude while she's
standing is how much they stick up while she's laying
on her back. Can we agree on this?

The recumbent-sexy-arched-back-pose is pretty much
standard fare for models with implants. But there are
very few photos of Petra on her back while she's not
cradling her tits. I've never seen a photo of Petra on
her back with her arms above her head. Wanna guess why?
Cause her Pillows would probably touch the ground. While I
find that extremely arousing, apparently it makes her
uncomforable so she rarely (if ever) allows that pose.

The image I've attached is the only two I have of Petra
on her back. Implants just don't flatten out like that.
She's obviously cradling her boobs in the right image
(which is very early Petra). I suspect her arms are also
supporting a bit in the left image, although we really
can't tell how much.



Arggh! The last time an infidel dared question Her Perfection
I posted a screen cap from Centerfold Fantasies showing
Petra is on her back (all oiled up and...ooooh). Unfortunately,
I recently deleted the image from my drive and the damn search
function won't allow me to go back that far without tons of
hassle. So I'll dig out the damn VCR and cap the images and
repost them again <grumble-grouse-bitch-moan>.

And while I'm at it, I'll also grab a short video clip and
see if someone (*cough* Sheber *cough*) will host it. Once
you see Petra in motion, any doubts will be dispelled.

Hold on a sec'...

[Scotchman]

Ugh. I'm making a new Petra thread to end this hijack.
Sorry about that.

[USER_2758_NOT_FOUND]

getting this thread back on track...
 

[Tarkus]

indeed...



*breathes steadily into paper bag to help with my hyperventilation*