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In an amazing yetsomehow inevitable coincedence, two of my past posts a sighting and an observation joined forces in a club last night. Look back to one of my original posts-Mind Blowing-Brought To Tears Sighting-ran into her again at the club wearing a white T-shirt knotted in the back to further accent her torpedoing tits and hip-hugger jeans. Now think back to Breast Men of Note where I mentioned J-ro of the rap group Tha (Alkohol)Liks. They were performing at the same club for the X-games.
Sample lyric: //I got bitties-In all the big cities//The safest place to fuck is right between the titties//.
Sure enough, the honkingly big busted girl saunters over seductively to strike conversation with E-Swift DJ for the group and I suppose further adventures backstage. I gotta brush up on my scratching y'all!

In other breast sighting news, last night was breast intensive to say the least. I must admit, though I cheated and hit Delilahs voted best NE gentleman's club three years in a row. Went looking for my personal fave, a outrageously curvy Minnie Driver lookalike with breasts so big and heavy they roll, not bounce, and was emotionally annihilated by a newcomer, a petite Karen Duffy (Duff of Mtv VJ fame) clone with the biggest proportional boobs in the joint. All natural I might add as I was allowed an extreme closeup later in the night. I was completely stunned. Came to find out also during my lapdance she's from Croatia 300km from Belgrade and from the same gene pool as Chloe I'd bet good money. Of course I couldn't touch them, but she touched mine not knowing that I'm ticklish and that I'd freak out which I did. Big Fun. See her next week.

Left there, hit the other club for the performance by Tha Lik's and newcomer Bad Ronald (Shoot the Shit video on MTV2) who **89** a sampler CD featuring the song Popcorn Titties I haven't listened yet but I'll put it on the list if it's appropriate. 5 minutes after arriving I run into an ex co-worker and friend Dawn, a plain, slender, Bohemian, Radiohead fan with an awesome pair of 32-Ds that were on display and in rare form on her 100 lb frame in a low cut demi top. Good to see her along with the 38-DD's that made the rounds of the club on a gold lame sleeveless top sported by an older woman with close cropped black hair. Oh and the totally nipped out braless D-cupper with the belly the bounced oround on stage to Tha Lik's approval. Good night.

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Re: When Posts Collide: Craig Mercer on the Planet of the Enormous Hooters
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2001, 02:13:00 AM »
ah ha! sounds like a good time was had by all! cheers PE

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Re: When Posts Collide: Craig Mercer on the Planet of the Enormous Hooters
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2001, 02:46:00 AM »
Hey Craig:
Are you attending the Source Music awards?  South Beach is a Ass and Tit camp tonight!  Bring a camera!

Re: When Posts Collide: Craig Mercer on the Planet of the Enormous Hooters
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2001, 10:55:00 PM »
where is delilahs? lemme know.

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Craig_Mercer

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Re: When Posts Collide: Craig Mercer on the Planet of the Enormous Hooters
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2001, 08:26:00 AM »
Delilahs is located one block north of Columbus Ave. and Spring Garden St. in Philly
In the shadow of I-95.
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