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Can't buy me Jennifer
« Reply #75 on: May 12, 2005, 09:15:19 PM »
bwwaaaahhh!

Money...

Lie for it
Spy for it
Kill for it
Die for it

So you call it trust
But i say it's just
In the devil's game
Of greed and lust

They don't care
They'd do me for the money
They don't care
They use me for the money

So you go to church
Read the holy word
In the scheme of life
It's all absurd

They don't care
They'd kill for the money
Do or dare
The thrill for the money

You're saluting the flag
Your country trusts you
Now you're wearing a badge
You're called the "just few"
And you're fighting the wars
A soldier must do
I'll never betray or deceive you my friend but...

If you show me the cash
Then i will take it
If you tell me to cry
Then i will fake it
If you give me a hand
Then i will shake it

You do anything for money...
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Re: Can't buy me Jennifer
« Reply #76 on: May 12, 2005, 10:32:46 PM »
Praise the Lord!!! (get it?..HA, I crack myself up). Wow, definitely didn't see that coming. This humble newb bows before greatness. Seriously though, G you're one of the reasons I joined this place. Do you have your work archived anywhere?
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Re: Can't buy me Jennifer
« Reply #77 on: May 13, 2005, 06:07:36 PM »
You mean besides my harddrive?
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GALVATRON

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Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #78 on: June 04, 2005, 09:50:25 AM »
bwaahhhhh!

The red dress; it's back, and begging for a caption.
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Re: Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #79 on: June 04, 2005, 10:00:27 AM »
"See if I twist my arms quickly like this, my boobs pop out.
 Now if twist them the other way they pop back in!"
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Re: Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #80 on: June 04, 2005, 10:11:59 AM »
I'm too disoriented to come up with a caption... all I can think of her in that image is: "Jeez, how I'd LOVE to take that dress OFF her with my teeth!" Beautiful work.
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Re: Can't buy me Jennifer
« Reply #81 on: June 04, 2005, 12:15:11 PM »
damn, that new be-coli yogert did go straight to my chest.
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Re: Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #82 on: June 04, 2005, 03:17:38 PM »
Quote:

bwaahhhhh!

The red dress; it's back, and begging for a caption.



'i hope they dont notice i got work done'
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Re: Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #83 on: June 04, 2005, 04:44:00 PM »
JLH: "Some people may say they're too big, what do you think?  Maybe I should go bigger?"
Report: "... please"
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Re: Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #84 on: June 04, 2005, 09:06:53 PM »
If the Microphone was from "The Insider" instead of "Extra", I'd have about 8,000,000 Pat O'Brien Jokes ready to go.

"Hey... listen... you're so fucking hot... if you want to have really huge breasts, just look at me and say "Yes"."
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Re: Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #85 on: June 04, 2005, 09:22:05 PM »
'that stupid robot is always giving me bigger boobs, but he never gives me clothes to match them....'
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Re: Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #86 on: June 05, 2005, 05:39:35 PM »
"I'd love to stay and chat, but I really should get back to my limo before this dress explodes."
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Re: Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #87 on: June 08, 2005, 11:21:21 AM »
So Galvatron does not have to do all the work...
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Re: Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #88 on: June 08, 2005, 02:16:11 PM »
nice one my friend
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Re: Jennifer in the Afternoon
« Reply #89 on: June 10, 2005, 06:25:20 PM »
bwaaaahhh!

Michelle Branch, Gloria Estefan, Some other seasoned rock veteran, and Jennifer Love Hugetits take a break for some witty banter.

It's up to YOU to decide what exactly is beng discussed in the scene:
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