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Craig_Mercer

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Mercerwatch: Bad Timing
« on: April 24, 2005, 09:58:48 PM »
Enjoyed Sunday dinner with the folks at a highly regarded Thai restaurant located on a particularly desolate strip in Philly (actually the Gun district-home of two gun shops and a shooting range). Returning to the car when I spot a well to do, nattily dressed Thurston and Mrs. Howell III type couple sashaying through the urban decay. He was white mid-60's, she was of no readily discernable nationality looked black a block away, by half a block Hispanic, then Filipino or Black Filipino...anyway, she was about 5-7 and in her forties and stretching out the bustline of a long black slinky evening dress with a very full  pushed up and out 38G rack of 3 lb.melons that were pressed against a black mesh wall that made up the dress from the neckline to the nipple-line. Giving blatant scrutiny to the view (staring directly at her tits that is), I actually believe her left nipple had slipped into plain sight, either that or it was an areola-like birthmark or she had a third nipple (i.e. Scaramanga). Either way I damned my bad timing as the dapper couple made a bee-line for the eatery I'd just left to feed here incredible tits. Dammit, the lighting in there was perfect !
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Goldeneye

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Re: Mercerwatch: Bad Timing
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2005, 10:12:55 PM »
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Returning to the car when I spot a well to do, nattily dressed Thurston and Mrs. Howell III type couple sashaying through the urban decay.




Ha...love the phrasing.  

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either that or it was an areola-like birthmark or she had a third nipple (i.e. Scaramanga)




LMAO

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Tiggo

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Re: Mercerwatch: Bad Timing
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2005, 11:52:03 PM »
 
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 or she had a third nipple (i.e. Scaramanga).  




LMFAO!!!  

Literally laughing out loud at that.

Sounds like a great sighting.  I work in a high-end gourmet grocery store that basically caters to rich people and so I see MANY MANY older MILFs with huge fat fake tits (or sometimes real fat tits).

I just wish I had your gift of storytelling, CraigMercer.  

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Calanen

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Re: Mercerwatch: Bad Timing
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2005, 11:21:17 PM »
We just need to chip in and get craig a camera.