[solvegas]

Mariya Martskaya with a very long-tongued friend   

This thread is really about HUMAN women with unusually long tongues, not huge animals. 

You interpret sloth’s original intentions the way you want, and me and my giraffe will interpret it the way WE want! 

To quote sloth's original first entry from May 24, 2005, at 4:43:57PM:

"this site is about freakishly large boobs and there's a thread already started for freakishly large posteriors so here's a thread for freakishly large tongues."

You can argue about cows with huge udders or horses with huge asses but there's no thread about freakish animals that I can recall on this site since the breasts we do so admire belong to HUMAN WOMEN and the way sloth composed the above sentence, he was talking about HUMANS, so I disagree with your interpretation. Perhaps we should get a Moderator like salem to decide, and we can follow his interpretation.

[Shadowmuse Blown]

Mariya Martskaya with a very long-tongued friend   

This thread is really about HUMAN women with unusually long tongues, not huge animals. 

You interpret sloth’s original intentions the way you want, and me and my giraffe will interpret it the way WE want! 

To quote sloth's original first entry from May 24, 2005, at 4:43:57PM:

"this site is about freakishly large boobs and there's a thread already started for freakishly large posteriors so here's a thread for freakishly large tongues."

You can argue about cows with huge udders or horses with huge asses but there's no thread about freakish animals that I can recall on this site since the breasts we do so admire belong to HUMAN WOMEN and the way sloth composed the above sentence, he was talking about HUMANS, so I disagree with your interpretation. Perhaps we should get a Moderator like salem to decide, and we can follow his interpretation.

You are spending way too much time thinking about this.  LOL

[solvegas]

Relative to its body size, an Anteater has the longest tongue. It is an adaptation of nature which allows it to go deep into an ant nest/community and its sticky tongue, which is immune to ant bites, and have a good meal. The giraffe has a very long neck and a very long tongue so it can feed of tall trees. Since it does not have hands, it uses its tongue to grasp the yummy Leafs. These are adaptations that nature provided. Humans don't need such tongues because we have ...hands! We can climb tall trees and grasp leaves. So, to go back to what I believe is the purpose of this thread, here is an appropriate photo. 

[solvegas]

Be wary of this one. If she bites down while giving you a blow job, you'll have two small holes on your shaft. 

[TheZookie007]

Relative to its body size, an Anteater has the longest tongue. It is an adaptation of nature which allows it to go deep into an ant nest/community and its sticky tongue, which is immune to ant bites, and have a good meal. The giraffe has a very long neck and a very long tongue so it can feed of tall trees. Since it does not have hands, it uses its tongue to grasp the yummy Leafs. These are adaptations that nature provided. Humans don't need such tongues because we have ...hands! We can climb tall trees and grasp leaves. So, to go back to what I believe is the purpose of this thread, here is an appropriate photo.

Since there's no seemingly good evolutionary reason for humans to develop freakishly-long tongues, such women as Chanel Tapper (the current Guinness World Record-holder for longest tongue on a human female, at 9.75 cm/3.8 in from the tip to the top of her upper lip) should not rightly exist.

And yet, they do.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you

[TheZookie007]

Guinness World Records, 15 January 2014:

"Chanel's got the competition licked! -

Chanel Tapper from California, USA is the Guinness World Records record title holder for longest tongue (female), measuring 9.75 cm (3.8 in), from tip to top lip.

Check out our interview with Chanel here"

[solvegas]

 

[solvegas]

Mikayla Saravia. 

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[solvegas]

Larkin Love. Click it.

[solvegas]

Chanel Tapper. 

[solvegas]

 Talented young lady. Click it.

[TheZookie007]

Talented young lady. Click it.

Is she driving? or being driven?

[TheZookie007]

Larkin Love. Click it.

I love Ms. Love

[solvegas]

Talented young lady. Click it.

Is she driving? or being driven?

She's driving.