[southy]

A word of warning.
Yesterday i was cycling down Oxford Street,London and it was a great,hot day.Now you all know what that means.
Anyway there she was,this great looking bird with ace hooters and i was transfixed.I totally took my eyes off the road and didnt even realise i had entered a one way section ,and i was going the wrong way.
WHAM i hit a black taxi head on,or he hit me cos i wasn't looking at the road.Anyway my bike was shagged and the taxi has a bent bumper.After a few minutes i was ok.
But it shook me up.
So BE CAREFUL.

Breasts can KILL

[Pacman]

Are you aware of how badly some of us wish we could say "I was cycling in London today"...

Mental note to me... start traveling more, Pac.

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

Breasts can kill, eh? Then call Linsey Dawn MacKensie and tell her I'd like to be the victim of a tragic smothering incident.

Look on the bright side--at least your bike got shagged.

[Mammeister]

That's the way I want to go!

Death by big tit adventure!!!  

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I want a death by big tit adventure.

Want to smother to death from enormous boobs.

Don't want to die choking on my dentures.

I want to go having fun with gigantic boobs!!

[ August 29, 2001: Message edited by: Mammeister ]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I was walking down the sidewalk one day, and a guy did the "whiplash" turn to look at me and BAM smacked right into a telephone pole...I have never laughed so hard in my life!!!!

You guys are TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it! Hehehehe.............

Marie      

[homevintner]

What a way to go!

[sheber]

Breasts don't kill people. People kill people.  

[RobertaFan]

Breasts can't kill people. But those big London cabs sure can........those mothers are HUGE.......

 

RF

[BillN]

Not to worry.  I saw Chesty Morgan in "Deadly Weapons" at an early age.  From that time on I've devoted my life to the study of breasts in the wild and in captivity.  

"Crikey! You little beauty!"    

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Southy,

Thank you man. You just brought thousands of many wonderful images flooding back. As a 1 1/2 year transplant to London, I spent many a day on Oxford Street. The scenery is most "mammarable".    

My favourite spot was on the upper floor of the EasyEverything Internet Cafe overlooking Oxford Street and the Bond Street Tube station **103**. For my money ($5/hr to surf) as good as R.O.S. sightings in NYC. I even wrote a short (non-BE) story to Helia Melonowski set at that very spot.

Southy thanks again and for all you breast fans out there, and you know who you are, make the trip over the 'Pond and set up shop for an afternoon  

ck-be

"Growing where no one has grown before..."

[Milkmaniac]

I was afraid things would come to this one day.

We need Breast Control, and we need it now.  Sure it's easy to pass this off as a simple case of one woman walking around with concealed breasts, but friends, we are on a slippery slope.  I propose making it mandatory that all breast owners register them, for are they not as we have just found out, potentially lethal weapons?

Breast Control now, dammit!  We can't have a society where woman are walking around with these loaded, concealed deadly protuberences under their blouses, tank-tops, and belly shirts.  They at the very least should have to have a license to carry, and make sure that these bosom bazookas are exposed for all to see the oncoming danger to our physical health and mental well-being!
 

[ August 29, 2001: Message edited by: MoundHound ]

[prinz]

WOW, I can relate! I ran into a hanging basket full of flowers at a large garden shop... One of the help was bent over waring a tanktop without a bra!!! All I got was a face full of dirt and a little  embersement...glad your alright! cheers PE

[southy]

VITNER you're right.What a way to go.
Just think,the last thing you see might be imprinted in your mind for all eternity.
I wonder......

ROBERTAFAN  you're right, those black cab motherfuckers think they own the road.At least on a bike its easier to do a u-turn for a second look.

MOUNDHOUND  you're right.All women with large bazzokas should carry some sort of public health warning.Or there should be a mandatary speed limit as you approach them.Every vehicle within 100 metres should be limited to 10mph,therefore lessening the impact of any (inevitable) accidents.
Then we can oogle in safety.
Well endowed women should also be banned from walking behind trees,cars and large vans.Nothing is more dangerous than driving along, seeing someone in the distance,and, sensing she is about to walk behind a large parked van,you speed up to get a view.
All very dangerous.
We need a new set of traffic laws to apply in these situations.

Any suggestions  LOL..LOL...LOL!!!!!!!!!

[tina83]

If I'm going to die by Breast **60**, **59**, then CC is my choice of weapon.  As soon as you die by this method, then you are immediately in Heaven.  

[sheber]

Such is our lot in life....

crashed.mpg  (1.1meg)

[ August 30, 2001: Message edited by: sheber ]