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supermizzle

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a very note-worthy sighting
« on: September 21, 2005, 11:58:34 AM »
this just happened a minute ago.  i was going to the library (where i am now), walking down broadway in nyack ny, and noticed enormous fake tits on the other side of the street.  i passed, on the same side of the street as me, a sleezy greek looking guy who i recognized from being at the library yesterday.  thankfully, i had to cross the street due to construction work that is going on .  this  slimeball follows me across the street and, from what i could make out, asks the gorgeous blonde, whose nipples were rock hard,  "where is the library".  he was coming from the direction of the library a second before plus i saw him here yesterday.  he even asked me if i knew where he could plug in his laptop.  i ignored him.  so this fake lipped, fake tittied woman aactually escorts him to the library.  i go inside an can no longer hear what is being said but it was obvious he decided to get bold and began striking out because his hand gestures indicated that he was begging.  then the woman walked away and the guy never actually entered the library.  probably because this is where he was coming from tto begin with.  the girl looked like a younger pamela peaks but with bigger breasts.  ia m still in shock.

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Goldeneye

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Re: a very note-worthy sighting
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2005, 12:19:18 PM »
LOL.  Do you know where the library is?

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turtle21

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Re: a very note-worthy sighting
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2005, 03:43:57 PM »
Would have been even funnier if he was in the library itself.

*Geek walks toward girl, who is reading quietly in the library*
Geek's Mind: "OK, don't ask a dumb question, don't ask a dumb question..."
Geek: "Do you know where the library is?"
Geek's Mind: "That's it, I'm out of here. *sound of footsteps walking, followed by a car door shutting and a car speeding off*

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Candye Man

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Re: a very note-worthy sighting
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2005, 07:54:57 AM »
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he even asked me if i knew where he could plug in his laptop...but it was obvious he decided to get bold and began striking out because his hand gestures indicated that he was begging. then the woman walked away




So that's twice he didn't get to "plug in his laptop".
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collared_cherri

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Re: a very note-worthy sighting
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2005, 08:26:39 AM »
So when he asked her for directions to the library, you should have said "Hey, couldn't help overhearing, but I'm trying to find it myself, mind if I tag along?".  Mr Greek isn't going to blow your cover because in doing so, he blows his own.

Take heart in the fact that she blew him off.  Poetic justice

cherri
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Re: a very note-worthy sighting
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2005, 08:42:09 AM »
 
Quote:

"...I'm trying to find it myself, mind if I tag along?"



"OK, guys, just follow me."

And she leads all thirty of you to the library.
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collared_cherri

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Re: a very note-worthy sighting
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2005, 10:50:14 AM »
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Quote:

"...I'm trying to find it myself, mind if I tag along?"



"OK, guys, just follow me."

And she leads all thirty of you to the library.




And that's how the Conga line was invented

cherri
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Re: a very note-worthy sighting
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2005, 02:08:59 PM »
So thats how it happened! I always thought it was to do with a lot of rum, some sailors and a monkey.
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Re: a very note-worthy sighting
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2005, 04:09:47 PM »
That was you who ignored me in the library???!!

You can't blame the guy for trying.