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F_Cup_Fitzgerald

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Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« on: August 28, 2002, 11:05:31 AM »
Well, now I've seen everything.

Somebody posted not too long ago that BLUE EYES Vol. 4 features Claire Fairchild (a blonde with the same dimensions as Tina Small) in a [censored] scene. I tried to find the original post, but there are too many Blue Eyes posts, and I couldn't locate it.

Well, I checked J-List. In BLUE EYES 4, in the AD, they show Claire fellating a horse. That's going too far, IMHO. To each his own, I guess, but it creeped me right out. Was there really a big public demand for that sort of thing? Did a lot of people write in to Tohru Nishimaki and say, "Gee, Tohru, we really love your work, but could you give us more of Claire Fairchild blowing a horse?"

If it's any consolation, the horse seemed to be enjoying it.  

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gOOber

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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2002, 11:15:48 AM »
....rejoicing in the fullness thereof....

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F_Cup_Fitzgerald

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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2002, 12:45:10 PM »
Tune in for BLUE EYES 6, when Claire Fairchild fellates Lassie, Flipper, Smokey the Bear, and the San Diego Chicken. . . .  

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gOOber

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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2002, 12:52:58 PM »
....rejoicing in the fullness thereof....

Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2002, 01:41:54 PM »
I've got Blue Eyes 4, and she does a lot more than just fellate the horse, she goes all the way with it.

G-Cup Reiko had a scene with the two rival teachers and a pair of dogs, as well.

Mark  

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Seelie

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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2002, 02:12:29 PM »
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat." --Phillip  
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Hmm, I guess I'm not as omniscient as I thought.

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F_Cup_Fitzgerald

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Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2002, 02:38:40 PM »
" . . . she goes all the way with it."

That's disgusting. My respect for Claire Fairchild just dropped off the scale. My avatar's genitals aren't getting anywhere near her until she washes thoroughly. And even then . . .

Two questions:

1) Does she actually have sex with anything other than livestock in BLUE EYES 4?

2) Does whasthisname, the male lead, ever get into a threeway with Clair and Maria Misono?

Inquiring perverts want to know.  

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Seelie

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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2002, 03:08:33 PM »
Um, your avatar is a wineglass: it doesn't have genitals.

Unless... Um, what is that brown smear in the bottom...
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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2002, 03:25:15 PM »
I'm thinkin' that's a martini glass, and the brown spot is supposed to be an olive...
Pardon me while I stare...

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Seelie

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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2002, 04:10:46 PM »
I'm thinking you're right, but I was tryin' to make a joke about it mybe bein' somethine else.
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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2002, 04:25:40 PM »
On the other hand, you may be right... difficult to tell with that avatar... I always thought olives were green? Actually, I fixed a couple of avatars for F Cup, but he evidently wasn't havin' any of it...
Pardon me while I stare...

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Janus

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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2002, 04:33:56 PM »
Well for one thing it was during a NIGHTMARE (if anyone takes that as a pun I will flay you with the sharp edge of my wiffle bat) that the main character was having. Anyway, um how can you lose respect for a fictional character?

BTW, Goober got the cows from earthworm jim. One of the more kickass non-japanese made games.

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steveo

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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2002, 08:44:44 PM »
Janus-
They say that cats tastes like chicken... so does snake!
 
So, do you like big tits, or huge tits? ... U.S. Marshal Quigley

Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2002, 09:11:53 PM »
looks like they might be finally running out of material if they are including [censored] in their work now.  

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Seelie

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Re: Mr. Ed Gets Lucky
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2002, 09:57:38 PM »
Snake tastes nothing at all like chicken. At least the one I ate didn't. For starters, it's much softer and flakey like good fish (though that's consistency not flavor). And it tasted a lot sweeter, closer to tuna if you could get all the salt and "fishy" taste out and just have the tuna flavor itself. It's actually very good. Haven't tried cat, but I have a friend I can ask, he's in China and they eat EVERYTHING over there. And I really mean that in the most frightening way imaginable (for the record, don't ever, ever order something called "three squeals" from an authentic Chinese restaurant).
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