Having taken most of these courses (read as "married and she tried to change me") here are a few responses;
Locating the Clitoris Without Global Satellite Equipment
GPS equipment can only locate something that's in the SAME PLACE EVERY TIME YOU LOOK FOR IT!
You and Laundry: a Possible Partnership
OK, just as long as you don't care what color or size it is after it comes out.
Coping With the Fact That the WWF is Not Real
Neither is the G spot.
Reasons Women Don’t Want to Watch Golf (or Hockey or Baseball or Basketball or Soccer)
What now? The game's on.
How to Organize a Garage Sale So That You Can Sell Your Ugly-Ass Stuff
OK, Let's start with YOUR closet.
Tips On How NOT to Drive Like A Total Asshole
Solution: We will not stop at all of those places that you thought of after we left the house already late for the movie that YOU wanted to see.
What Women Really Want: Learning How to Part With Your Money
AKA Joint checking account.
**39** Changing 101
Hefty bags and a daily hosing accomplish the same thing.
Ready, Aim, Shoot: How to Get the Pee IN the Toilet
Getting it in is no problem...KEEPING it in, that's the problem.
Farting/Belching Etiquette: When it is Just NOT OK
At least I dont blame it on the dog.
Learn to Love Cats
I love cats like I love my women. Fixed and declawed.
Ball Scratching: No, It’s Not a Sport
...and figure skating IS??!!
1000 Answers to the Question “Does This Make Me Look Fat?”
All of them the wrong answer.
Towels and “Towel Hangers”: This is Not Just an Ironic Name
Especially the "Hey Honey, look at my towel rack!" one.
Let’s Play Dress-Up: Learn What Colors Should Never Be Worn Together
You're lucky it's clean.
Your Wife’s Headache and Masturbation: A Simple Solution
I've jerked off in the shower so many times that I get horney when it rains.
Sharing Your Boxer Shorts With Women Without Griping
That's just sick.
Shelf Building: Creating Your Own Space For Your Clothes
Oh yeah, none of the house's 15 closets can possibly hold any of my clothes.
Surgery-Free Removal of the Remote Control
And the next time that you spend 45 minutes "just seeing what else is on" during the fourth quarter it will need to be removed from your....
Dealing with High-Stress Situations, Such as Taking Out the Garbage
Timing is everything (See "the game's on")
There is Life After You Turn 30
Of course there is...you just won't let us look at them without punching us in the arm.
Memory for Men or Learn How to Write it Down so you Don’t Piss Her Off When You Don’t Remember
You don't understand...writing it down means we HAVE to remember. There's no "out" there.
Manners: How to Behave Like a Human Being at the Dinner Table
You start cooking something to go in the dinning room and I'll start acting like being in there is "normal".
A Comprehensive Guide to Nipples: How Would YOU Like it if SHE Tugged on Your Balls
I'm thinking, I'm thinking........
Odour Eaters: The Name Says It All
Douche: The Name says it all.
