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Wait, you mean "Busty Dusty" wasn't the name on her birth certificate?! Everything I know is a lie!
And everything you think Is a lie is a deeper, even more insidious lie.
Because you really are just an AI living in a virtual construct on a quantum computer built out of spacetime strings in a pseudo-protein molecule in the dust underneath a mega-alien's toenail, where said alien is comfortably floating in an alien-friendly wormhole connecting neighbor universes in a corner of the multiverse that nobody's heard of yet.
Really. Don't get me started.
-D'Artagnian
Just wait til the battery runs out...