<voice of The Rock>
Finally, the Wendy has come back to the BEA Forum! Yes, the Most Electrifying Woman in Modeling Entertainment is here to layeth the smackdown on your rooty-toot candyasses! The Wendy knows that the majority of BEArs think that she is the People's Bustline, the Great One, the People's Champ Bra-buster, and the Wendy is grateful! But, as for the small, rude and lewd minority who wants to be negative and talk smack about her, well, IT DOESN'T MATTER what you think! The Wendy is gonna take your monkeyass down to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the Smackdown Hotel! 'Cause can you smell-ell-ell-ell-ell-ell what the Wendy is cookin'!
</voice of The Rock>