Thanks for the bump on this thread,
InherencySolven, I hadn't seen this one the first time around. Bittersweet reading because of the posts by Zasha, though.

Fembomb (Ashley) is one of my ideals of the perfect woman (appearance anyway, don't know her other qualities).
zeno, "bump" means moving a thread that has naturally moved off the
most recently replied to threads page. In other words, this thread was "bumped" back to the top of the list of threads where everyone will see it (again). At least, that's how I interpret it. I've never seen it defined, just seen the term used. Oh yeah, the word is usually only mentioned when the poster has nothing new to add to the thread.
