Whoa, that reminds me. Blimptits was also the most notorious Hooters girl among Hooters girls in the area, working at a location in Delaware. Rumour had it her F-plus cups rendered the famous orange logo unreadable, even with a minimizer. Aside from my soon to go bigger friend, my local location features another girl I've befriended who cartoonishly approaches the buxom blonde american beer poster dream girl stereotype. A 36-D bust, narrow waist, full hips, legs and neon smile, she has it all. But the girl behind the bar is by far the biggest I've personally seen in uniform. A 32-DDDblonde who eerily resembles Maxi Mounds in the face (for those who've actually looked at Maxi's face) she's so narrow everywhere else, it literally looks like she could fall over at any minute. She's stopped by in her street clothes from time to tim and looks huge, but when she dons the uniform push-up brassiere (didnt know it was legal to make push-ups that size!)lookout!When she swings around and approaches to serve that beer, with those huge and heavy mounds quaking beneath that tank top, I have to resist the urge to shout "Incoming!"