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JustMeMike

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DickandJane Said We Should Post -
« on: September 16, 2001, 09:23:00 AM »
OK, Let see what a few people have said about SEX -

What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." -Tom Clancy

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."- Drew Carey

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." - Woody Allen

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand."
Unknown

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney
Dangerfield

"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him
to come out of the closet."
- Bill Kelly

"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen."- Rev.
Sydney Smith

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night." - Woody Allen

"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." Sam Austin

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."- Matt
Barry

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." Unknown

"My kid had sex with your honor student." - Bumper Sticker

"My sexual preference is not you." - T-shirt

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." - Michael Sinz

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."- Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."- George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." Henry Miller

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God
doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
- Lynn Lavner

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
- P. J. ORourke

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Re: DickandJane Said We Should Post -
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2001, 09:35:00 AM »
Heehee...your posts always make me laugh. Thanks, Mike!!

Marie  


Re: DickandJane Said We Should Post -
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2001, 10:49:00 AM »
Yeah, JMM, What Marie(who I tried to give five stars) said.

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BillN

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Re: DickandJane Said We Should Post -
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2001, 09:49:00 PM »
People used to talk about the sexual revolution.  I've been married for 25 years.  I spent the sexual revolution in a prisioner of war camp.  

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Re: DickandJane Said We Should Post -
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2001, 11:22:00 AM »
And a few more:

"Of all the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven." - Mark Twain

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?" - Bette Midler

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." - Gloria Leonard

Let's give Shakespeare the last word:

"Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?"

rtpoe

(all qoutes found in "Sexy New York City 2001", OYO Publications)  

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Gently I stir a white feather fan,
With open shirt sitting in a green wood.
I take off my cap and hang it on a jutting stone;
A wind from the pine-tree trickles on my bare head.

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