Used to be a dancer here by the club name of "Tina the Crusher Ta-Tas." Her 1990s specialty was crushing empty beer cans between her hard, enhanced breasts. I made a fool of myself asking her out again and again and again and-
The irony is that now we're old friends on the Book of Face. We freely say that we love each other -- in recognition of similar challenges in each of our lives, over the years. And you know what? I like the real her more than the decades-ago dancer.
(Still want to fuck her tits, though.)