[imptuner]

im new to this forum and my gf who is kinda small is looking for a way to increase her bust she says shell do implants but i would rather her do it another way is ther an excersize she could do i care about her safety  

[MrHHH]

Implants are perfectly safe unless you taunt them.    

[Prophet_Tenebrae]

Or said implants are full of c-4 and rigged to explode when groped.

[MunchWolf]

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[sheber]

LOL

[Tux]

Yes, nice recycling job of the SNL "Happy Fun Ball" skit.

[MunchWolf]

oh yeah .. maybe I should have given credit where credit is due ... oh well ...

-Munch "wasn't there a topic at one point?" Wolf

[gOOber]

 Don`t miss the big sale!    

[Imaginos]

Thats all nice and wonderfull guys but why not actually give this person some real info?

Search around these forums and you will find some stuff on supposed herbal breast enhancements, vacuum bust enhancers, implants etc...

There are some very knowledgable people here who can answer your questions on at least the implant subject, which is the only guarnateed way to get bigger breasts.

Imaginos

[jayluvsbe]

Munch, You a funny man  LOL

[imptuner]

what do you mean taunt punch them and be rough with them or make them too big  

[MrHHH]

Oh boy,
It was a reference to a "Saturday Night Live" skit "Happy Fun ball".

Munch posted it above except he took the words "Happy fun ball" and changed them to "Happy fun boob". Look at the bottom and you'll see "Do not taunt happy fun boob"

Get it?

My original point was that you don't seem to know much about implants. Hundreds of thousands of women get implants every year! It's the only guaranteed way to increase breast size.
 

[MunchWolf]

Oh .. helpful ... ya .. that was the one thing my boss always said I needed to be more of ...

-Munch "and less threatening and confrontational ... well, I told him where to shove it ..." Wolf

[Catch]

By far the most informed person on the forum is Melonie Charms.  She can explain all the pros and cons as well as types of implants.  

[melonie_charm]

Unfortunately, all of the non-surgical methods of increasing breast size either totally don't work (remember the Mark Eden pectoral muscle exerciser), produce marginal results at a rather high cost (i.e. Bloussant which costs $100 a month and adds one cup size ... maybe ... which disappears as soon as you stop taking the herbal pills), or are impractical (i.e. the electric suction bra which sells for $2000, which the girl must wear 10-12 hours every day, and which also achieves only  marginal increases).

Rather than wasting time and money on these things, your girlfriend is better off just going for a set of saline bag implants to gain 2 to 3 cup sizes instantly and permanently.