New Rant @ Unlearnnow.com

Dick_Woods · « **on:** March 11, 2007, 04:21:28 PM »

Hey gang...

along with last week's Dick and Jane blog, we now have a new Rant, which some of you might find mildly amusing...

rtpoe · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2007, 06:58:15 PM »

Good rant!

I have to say I'm not surprised that there is such a group as AVEN. Sure, there's not really a problem with vanilla (in the sense that fresh vanilla ice cream made with real vanilla beans and extract can be great and tasty), but these guys are the lowest of soft-serve!

These guys need serious professional help. It's one thing to - heck, there's no good word here. Not "repress", not "ignore", not "supress", not "deny". I'm thinking of religious types who know they are sexual beings, but sex just doesn't really matter to them. They've got weightier things on their mind (and it doesn't mean they are incapable of love!).

But these AVEN goofs.... hypocrites! Stop trying to have it both ways!

The Warlock · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2007, 09:10:34 PM »

Have these people not figured out that humans reproduce sexually? And that this isn't what we call an 'option?'

Try to get them to book you, Dick. That would be a classic presentation, I think.

The Warlock

Cutter · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2007, 06:11:06 AM »

Mildly amusing? Try hilarious!!

My god a group of 40 year old virgins who couldn't get dates if thier lives depended on it, live in the basement of their parents homes even though they have jobs formed a support group and gave themselves a dip shit name.

LOSERS!!

Dick_Woods · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2007, 05:47:19 PM »

Hey guys..

The first thing I want to do is thank everyone for reading the articles...

That being said, I've just added another "Idiot Alert" which is bound to offend anyone who values religion... http://www.unlearnnow.com/idiotaltert.html ...I hope you enjoy...

CrazyFrankie · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:39:35 AM »

I am sort of religious and the last Idiot alert did NOT offended me at all. In fact I thought it so hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing for like ten minutes. Dick, I am so glad your taking shots at these so-called religious pricks because I extremely hate them and damn them to hell! anyways, keep doing the lord's work Dick!

Cutter · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2007, 07:03:29 AM »

That whole diatribe seemed to be right out of the Christian playbook against porn. You sure he's jewish?

titmouse · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2007, 10:39:51 AM »

I like the Douch of the month that was funny.