Dolly trivia: My father had a comedy LP by the Statler Brothers which they made under the name Lester "Roadhog" Moran and the Cadillac Cowboys - Live at Johnny Mack Brown High School. It pretends to be a performance by an inept country band, filled with bits of out-of-tune music and lots of Hee-Haw style humor. At one point they read a list of popular stars who'd be coming soon and the announcer says, "...and Porter Wagoner and Dolly Parton. Now there's a couple of big ones!" When I was 11 I didn't know why that made my father laugh; when I was 12 I'd figured it out.