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Has she slimmed down recently? She must have turned a lot of heads wearing that yellow top.
Here is how I envision the outing at the restaurant went:
W: And what would you like to have madam?
N: [Reads the menu leaning forward] I saw you have chicken breasts. What are they like? Are they large? [Leans back pushing her chest out. Raises her head to look at the waiter.]
W: They are... [Notices the lady bumps. Cannot stop staring] Oh... Uhm... Yes... What are they like? The breasts you mean? Uhh... Big and juicy... and spicy. They go well with yellow... rice.
N: Wonderful - just the way I wanted them!
R: I will have some of that for dessert once we get home!
N: Now please take our order, and when you bring the bill, you just might get the biggest tips you have ever seen.
W: Yes madam, sirs. [Holy mother of god!]
J: Never change mom and dad, never change.
N & R: Whaat?