I normally don't do this, but this is for someone who had trouble posting. The following entry is NOT mine:
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By - Ninja In The Night:
***CONTEST ENTRY***
Karen was an ample girl when she met James, but James was a chest man. Taking a leap of faith in his relationship, he told Karen & she just sighed & said that she was sorry she couldn't be his ideal fantasy girl, but he smiled broadly, & said he never expected her to be & offered to take her to dinner on Friday. Friday, hours before Jame's date with Karen, he walks into an antiques store to buy a ring since diamonds had become more & more expensive. The shopkeeper was a tall withered old man who had a lazy eye & had a ring right behind the counter, as if almost waiting for James, only offering one word of warning," Make sure you see what you want when she wears the ring". Creeped out just a tad, James quickly ran home to change & prepare to propose.
Later that night, after dinner, he kneels on one knee with Karen, & slowly opens the box, her eyes tearing, smiling broadly from ear to ear, she says yes. Two & a half grueling weeks of planning, purchases, & forced signatures on hundreds of tiny cards, James pulls out the ring again, to place slowly on her finger to do thee wed. As he slids the ring on her finger, it begins to glow ever so slightly, & Karen begins to feel a bit flushed & feels a pressure in her wedding dress. The ring bursts a bright light & Karen's top explodes in a mighty cloud of fabric, exposing her now more than ample & still growing chest. Slack-jawed, James stares like a deer caught in headlights.
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