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Escher's back!
« on: January 06, 2003, 04:15:27 PM »
Hoot mon, good to see you morphing and posting again, and up to your usual standard.  you haven't been here for more than a year and a half, I think - in fact, for the whole time I was away in the mountain fastnesses of the Empire (not bluidy Scotland, different empire).  What's the matter, ye didna want to visit here without me to hold yer hand?  
Once again, welcome back: hoping to see lots more of yer grrrreeet wurrrrrk,
I am, sir,
yr most obeeejent bluidy sarvint,


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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2003, 09:31:38 PM »
Ah'll bloody well second that!

The only thing better than a new artist is a veteran that returns after a long abscence.
If only...

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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2003, 01:18:33 PM »
Thanks guys, good to be back.

The board looks great, hats off to the designer ( Imaginos ? )

I see your Jockanese is coming along, I will have to teach you more  

I feel like a bit of a newbie, so will have to start posting again. I only know a few people here from 'back in the day'  

Well, still doing lots of  au natural , the quality of the stuff on the board now is excellent, lots of great new artists. Will have to brush up ( no pun intended )  

Jockanese : Och aye tha noo !
English translation: Oh yes just now !

Doesn't actually mean anything, is utter gibberish.
English people think Scottish people say it all the time ( a falsehood )

(Just because they say 'Cor blimey guvnor!' to each other)    

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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2003, 02:18:19 PM »
St S, I forgot to say nice work on the corset pic, interesting effect !.

I love that kind of stuff, I'll have to have a go at one for you.  

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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2003, 05:32:20 PM »
Mon, ye're a guid morpher bu' a lousy fookin' teacher.  Your first lesson is to tell me what the bluidy Sassenach wrongly conceive of as Jockanese.  How about the real McCoigh?  Or maybe you know the true Scottish language:

"Cò an caora sin còmhla riut a chunnaic mi an-raoir?"

"Cha b'e sin caora, 'se sin mo chèile a bha innte!"


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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2003, 06:02:35 PM »
Jesus McChristy what's all this jibberish pish about jockanese and sassenach twoddle err Guvna aye right Guvna right enuff eh - err no, F*ck me pink with a feather duster I've lived up here in that place stuck on the top of England for the last 20 odd yrs n I aint ever heard anyone talk like whats his face Sean bloody Connery, n what the f*ck is fookin when it's at home - BTW appy new year  - STSTEPHAN - HOCKNEE HACKNEE YOCKNEE HOO, I CAN SPEAK GARLIC - N - IT SEEMS - SO CAN YOU
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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2003, 11:21:47 AM »
lol, it looks like UKmorpher is living up to the Scottish stereotype 'rambling pisshead'    

(BTW, the Scottish thing is a joke going back a long way )  

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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2003, 07:49:10 PM »
  yes Escher which is a steamin great pity cos I is yer actual archytypical Mancunian Sassenach git - who was dragged up to the land where men wear skirtz and the sheep are very afraid by cicumstances outwith my control (little white lie there) anyway I have been told I am almost an adopted Scotsperson just got another twenty years to wait for that honour - mmmmmmmm so I'll have to just settle for the title of Rambling Git - the noo as I am not yet addicted to Tennents Lager.      
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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2003, 12:10:37 AM »
Hey mon, welcome back - saw where you posted your first morph in awhile - have a Scottish red ale for me tonight, will you?

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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2003, 12:16:13 PM »
Hey JJ, glad to be back.

I post 4 or 5 pics I think, but they disappear off the board so quick ! I think Imaginos should up the limit a little bit so they stay around longer ( hint hint   )

Will be posting again now on a regular basis, maybe a gallery as well.

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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2003, 12:27:27 PM »
Hey, Monkey Union, the closest you'll ever come to being Scotch is being full of it - although I do agree that you are already full of it.

But wait...
In reply to:

 and the sheep are very afraid by cicumstances outwith my control


naaah, just coincidence, I'm sure: no way you understood my posted phrases, viz:
  "Cò an caora sin còmhla riut a chunnaic mi an-raoir?"
"Who was that sheep I saw you with last night?"

"Cha b'e sin caora, 'se sin mo chèile a bha innte!"
"That was no sheep, that was my spouse!"


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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2003, 03:23:33 PM »
lol, and don't say 'Scotch', its a drink, not a nationality ( very offensive to Scottish people )    

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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2003, 06:56:12 PM »
 
In reply to:

 don't say 'Scotch', its a drink, not a nationality


  I actually do know that, M.C. (as I've told you before) but my little jibe at the Sassenach wouldn't have worked without "Scotch".

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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2003, 09:25:45 AM »
he he, I knew that you knew that really.

Its a braw bricht moonlicht nicht tha nicht !  

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Re: Escher's back!
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2003, 10:37:31 AM »
Jes' a wee drap, Doris, afore we gang awa'...

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