Everyone I know wishes they could leave America and move to England.
Why? Mainly to get away from George W. Bush, but also, England is so much better in many ways...
the British girls are cuter, funnier, and have bigger boobs.
British music is always better than American crap.
England hasn't been taken over by Spanish-speaking media and culture.
English politians are held accountable (unlike American politicians).
English people are smarter and more civilized than Americans.
English patriotism = "we saved the world's ass in WWII by refusing to surrender to a bigger, stronger, better-financed Nazi German force"
American patriotism = "let's go invade other countries under false pretenses and piss off every other country with our pretentious asshattery!"
England = Beatles

America = The Monkees

England = Monty Python

America = Martin

England = the Mini-cooper

America = the Hummer (compensation for tiny penis syndrome)
England = persecuted the Irish (I mean... c'mon, they obviously deserved a lot of that)

America = persecuted the Indians

I wish I could move to England and renounce my American citizenship.
England = universal healthcare
America = if you're rich, you live the good life... if you're poor, you die early or live out the rest of your life in bankruptcy from medical bills
God save the Queen!!
England = "God Save the Queen" played by Queen, live at Wembley, 1986
America = "I'm Proud to be an American" played by Lee Greenwood, live at Dollywood, 1993
