Jessica Simpson MERGED

HomerJay · « **Reply #225 on:** December 15, 2004, 07:56:14 PM »

Here's a very nice and VERY big pic...
http://www.czabe.com/images/snicky/snicky225-1.jpg

mister_mystery · « **Reply #226 on:** December 16, 2004, 05:56:25 AM »

Picture resized, in more ways than one.
M?M

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Like Magic, Fuzzy, Arc_Tangent, M?M and others (pls forgive my not naming everyone) Leaf is truly a legend...

Whoa there, big fella. A legend? Does that mean I have to drive my Porsche into a tree or something?
If so, is it okay if I borrow someone else's Porsche 'cos I just had mine valeted and everything.

GoCubsGo · « **Reply #227 on:** December 21, 2004, 09:35:50 AM »

He's a perv like the rest of us

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/36489.htm

HER BRA BELONGS TO DADDY

December 15, 2004 -- Joe Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. "Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

Davastav · « **Reply #229 on:** December 21, 2004, 12:24:23 PM »

This is nothing new actually - There was a Jessica Simpson profile on VH1 or E! Hollywood True story where they devoted some considerable talk about the size of her "assets" growing up - she had developed quickly and the bible record labels were uncomfortable with her image as too sexy. Both her parents were talking about this - which guided their decision for her go mainstream.

I'm sure Jessica's Dad's comments were taken out of context and are referring to a non-perverted observation about his shapely hot daughter.

ninkasi · « **Reply #230 on:** December 21, 2004, 01:12:26 PM »

Curiously, I had the opportunity to briefly meet her a couple months ago. Seemed nice enough. While I can't say what her actual bra size was, I can say her chest is dispropotionally large for her body, and that's likely why we see all these things in the news. She is very beautiful, unlike many actresses that you only see when they're all made up.

Whink · « **Reply #231 on:** December 21, 2004, 01:14:45 PM »

LET'S LOOK AT JESSICA'S ASSETS FOR A SECOND...

Nice Round Tits - check
Bangable body/booty - check
Head filled with Air - check
Plaything for a hubby, essentially doomed to becoming the former Mr. Jessica Simpson - check
INCREDIBLY CREEPY FATHER? - CHECK!

GizmoWidget · « **Reply #232 on:** December 21, 2004, 01:21:07 PM »

When you look up either "Dumb Blonde" or "Airhead" in the dictionary, they have her picture there...

Gorgeous girl, but about as sharp as a marble.

Pulsar · « **Reply #233 on:** December 21, 2004, 02:52:26 PM »

kinda creepy...............

Blake Isaac Gordon · « **Reply #234 on:** December 21, 2004, 10:38:54 PM »

Maybe I don't get IT...
But I don't find her attractive at all even with the mute on...

yali892000 · « **Reply #235 on:** December 21, 2004, 10:59:00 PM »

With the sound off, she is gorgeous and not just because she's stacked.

Good_Grip · « **Reply #238 on:** December 22, 2004, 11:46:22 AM »

I saw a news clip a while back where the news people were asking her about her line of clothing she has introduced. She was wearing a gold colored long dress the tied around the neck. She was showing quite a bit of cleavage, but the best part was when she turned to walk away. Those puppies jiggled and swayed like they were trying to leap out of the dress.

She obviously wasn’t wearing a bra. The time of the clip was probably less than a minute, but it was very impressive.

Goldeneye · « **Reply #239 on:** December 22, 2004, 10:21:53 PM »

Remember where/when you saw this? Maybe it can be obtained online.

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