I think you're all correct in a way. Surveys of women always indicate there are factors more important than penis size. But there will always be a percentage of women, even if they are in the minority, who go wild over a big hanging meaty knee-slapping dong. That is their "thing", if you will. The only statistical problem is mistakenly assuming that all women are that way. In fact, women are so complex that there isn't any one singular unifying factor that would win over
all of them. Vive la différence!
And Eliza, anyone who's read your posts knows one of your "things" is a cock with cannon-power: One that can fire a load across the room!

That's not everyone's thing, but we know it's yours!

