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Shara

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #645 on: November 02, 2010, 06:02:50 PM »
diamonds are a cat's best friend
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SwitcherX

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #646 on: November 03, 2010, 10:15:04 PM »
 ;)

(graphic featuring an underaged person removed)
« Last Edit: November 11, 2010, 06:20:26 AM by gonZo »
Switcher X
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AgentDee

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #647 on: November 03, 2010, 11:46:55 PM »
switcher, you may want to remove that image cause of it being a baby in the middle.
Want a custom avatar?

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Shara

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #648 on: November 04, 2010, 08:07:30 AM »
awesome pic though :P
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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #649 on: November 04, 2010, 08:43:34 PM »
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessice. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
Switcher X
A.K.A. Tina Fey Eichmann

"Thank you herr professor Tina Fey Eichmann, nuclear brain surgeon and moustache jockey."
-- Mammeister


"SwitcherX, you were always Mammeister's favorite...you bastard."
-- Notty

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solvegas

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #650 on: November 04, 2010, 11:27:21 PM »
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessice. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.


And then you woke up.  :(

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espy

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #651 on: November 05, 2010, 10:15:49 AM »
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessice. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Jessica used to be a dude.
How would a girl with huge boobs ever know if she's truly interesting?

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gOOber

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #652 on: November 05, 2010, 08:07:19 PM »
 ::)
....rejoicing in the fullness thereof....

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Shara

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #653 on: November 05, 2010, 09:50:49 PM »
damn those chastity belts :p
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luvdemwhoppers

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #654 on: November 06, 2010, 11:00:11 AM »
^ :D
I'm walkin' here

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Shara

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #655 on: November 06, 2010, 11:42:24 AM »
you know if you put your mind to it you can fap to anything
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espy

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #656 on: November 06, 2010, 12:41:20 PM »
you know if you put your mind to it you can fap to anything

Good to know... I wasn't aware of this...
How would a girl with huge boobs ever know if she's truly interesting?

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espy

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #657 on: November 06, 2010, 12:44:26 PM »
P.S.:  I did not have fapual relations with that woman, Miss Yeast.
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luvdemwhoppers

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #658 on: November 06, 2010, 04:43:43 PM »
you know if you put your mind to it you can fap to anything

well there's my problem.... a mind.
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Shara

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #659 on: November 07, 2010, 06:25:15 AM »
P.S.:  I did not have fapual relations with that woman, Miss Yeast.

how about now?
"I don't always approve of coup d'état, but when I do, it's by Shara." -LuvDemWhoppers