That last comment convinces me that we're going to have to fix KK up with a compatible girl. And then film the resulting seduction. . . .
KK, you're either a man pretending to be a woman (in which case, stop it, stop it now) or a bisexual female exhibitionist (in which case I say, please continue, maybe we'll find you a date--but you have to post the photos here afterwards, of course).