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I stopped in today to visit my old next door neighbour and was chatting with him about old times, when  a woman walked up to the front door whom he introduced me too as the woman who was living where I used to live ....well bejesus...

All I noticed at my eye level was this yellow jumper with what looked like two  basketballs (with 3/4"x 1/2" very erect nipples) stuffed in it at my eye level .

She was about forty wearing very short shorts over the top of (at below waist level )  were resting the two biggest spheres of flesh that I have EVER seen. Iam forty something myself and have been an avid breast man for over twenty years , yet these two ovoid, distended swollen buoys of woobling flesh took my eye (and my breath away).. I was literally transfixed on them.. they seemed to exist independantly of her (4 foot 6") body, the rest of which was youthfull and pertite.

She enquired about what the noise was down the road, apparently a car accident.

I briefly klooked her in the face and saw an angel like face encapsulated by short blondish hair and an innocent expression. I gazed back down at her body/ chest(they were all in inoe..she was ALL BOOB) and the thought caught me that they were  much BIGGER than Chelsea Charms boobs , man from her neck to her pubic region she was all breast, and not saggy breast, they protruded some twelve inches from her body with a semi-spherical shape, like basketballs..except larger... much larger.

As she stood there, I cant tell you what she said because I was mesmerized, but not ogling they oscillated like two outgageous mounds of jelly , with these two vastly oversized nipples poking out horizontally at waist level. The nipples were not (as in some really large breasts) poking down they were what you would call "perky"
, with a good 7 inches of ovoid bulging breast underneath them.

I found out her name from my friend, who told me shes just moved in and has separated from her husband.

In between thinking about her I have worked out a line to go back there(looking for a lost item) to make "meaningfull" contact with her.

This womaN MAKES ANY OTHER BIG BREAST MODEL I HAVE EVER SEEN  LOOK UNDERDEVELOPED, THERE HAS BEEN SOME SERIOUS HORMONAL ACTION GOING ON HERE to be true she would have a problem tying her laces they are so big....

I'll keep you posted

[bignatslover]

Sounds great!

What do you Aussies eat down there anyway?  Even your journalists have monster yabbos!    

[jat470]

Is that height estimate (4'6") right? It makes for an amazing mental picture.

[Janus]

Okay, this HAS to be seen. No one can make that kinda claim without some kinda proof.

J- Note to self: When in a bar fight, stay AWAY from the guy with the glowing red eyes.

[Craig_Mercer]

Geoff, This is kismet at it's finest. The elements are all there. It's gonna happen. The car accident down the street was a message from God. If you don't make this happen, I'm going to save up all my money and fly down there and smack you around like you stole something. Then I'm going over there to introduce myself to your hyper breasted neighbor.  

[Aussie_Air]

All right!

geoffo20 - where in australia? i hope i live close by  

Big Nats Lover - Yabbos?! i suppose you mean tits? Any yes our journalists are huge arnt they  

This is (thankfully) a growing trend in Oz. every day you see chicks with bigger and bigger Tits. if this continues i think we may have to widen our doors    

Aussie Air

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geoffo20,

When you go down "to make contact" with your neighbour, physical or otherwise, don`t forget to take your digital camera with you. Firstly, as Janus said, we all want to get proof of your sighting and, secondly, you might be able to convince her that after her separation from her husband it is time for her to show her assets to the world (if only to embarrass her hubby). Build your own gallery here at the BEA with exclusive pics of hers and share them with us.

Having worked in Sydney nearly all year last year, I can testify to what Aussie Air observes: The gals there seem to get more and more top heavy. I wouldn't know whether it's the tremendous success of the Olympics that made their breasts swell with pride or whether it's the hormones in the chicken breasts (in all those chicken burgers) that give your chicks bigger breasts but then, who really cares? They alone make a trip down under worthwhile.

Cheers,

BoobJiggler

[Janus]

Sorry to bump this post, but I just want to see how this claim develops.

J- "What....NOOOO I'm perfect...perfe-*" Cell, finally biting it. (Don't forget to watch adult swim so we can use it as leverage for uncut cartoons on Toonami)  

[TheZookie007]

So, geoffo, what's the latest?

Inquiring minds, and all that...

[Kanodin]

quote: If you don't make this happen, I'm going to save up all my money and fly down there and smack you around like you stole something. Then I'm going over there to introduce myself to your hyper breasted neighbor.

LOL! (psst, he did steal something!)