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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #105 on: February 05, 2015, 02:05:26 PM »
She's looking after herself in this picture - it looks like hard work to me.

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #106 on: February 19, 2015, 04:52:44 PM »

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #107 on: February 19, 2015, 05:13:35 PM »

In her new book Close Up, she wrote: 'I have often wondered where I'd be without my boobs. They are a very prominent 30FF and in a strange way they have defined my life over the past 20 years...They've brought fun, opportunity, attention and drama. They've been misunderstood, exploited, loved and admired, ridiculed and humiliated."


I wonder if her boobs need therapy to deal with this. Maybe two therapists, one for each boob.
Someday, chi1dren, this entire fuck-up will be yours.

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #108 on: February 19, 2015, 06:13:21 PM »
I agree. She needs some very intensive, long-term, hands-on therapy sessions.

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AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #109 on: February 20, 2015, 04:40:41 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #110 on: February 22, 2015, 02:32:23 PM »
Part of Kelly's autobiography where she describes her boobs developing to DD's at acting school stopping her getting work as a young actress.

"All teeth and boobs" back in school

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=o1vnAwAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=Close+Up:+The+Autobiography&hl=en&sa=X&ei=4j3qVPD9H4LkarOtgvAI&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=Close%20Up%3A%20The%20Autobiography&f=false


(Minor edit to correct a rule violation. - gonZo)
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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #111 on: February 23, 2015, 10:33:18 AM »
Here's Kelly's 15 minutes of fame. And by "fame" I mean "boobs". (Yeah, it's 15 minutes of boobs.)

https://www.youtube.com/v/_V7MuKSzsi4?rel=0

Kirk
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salem

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #112 on: March 04, 2015, 11:39:38 AM »
Ahhhhhh, time for MARCH!
« Last Edit: March 04, 2015, 11:41:50 AM by salem »

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #113 on: March 04, 2015, 11:40:42 AM »
Though it's certain she was wearing skin-colored pasties and a thong on-set (under the pixelation... though that's so much pixelation it needn't have been a thong... you could hide granny panties under all that :P) you can be equally certain that some editor or post-production tech has been wanking furiously to his personal copy of the unpixelated original ever since he quickly/quietly made a dupe while no one was looking. ;) Just look for the skinny, dehydrated-looking guy who's walking funny... that's him. ;)


Good eye, Mod.....

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #114 on: March 18, 2015, 08:48:33 PM »
It seems that Ms Brook's new sit-com #onebighappy has been totally panned by critics. Apparently NBC and Ellen Degeneres are the only people in the known universe who could not see the warning signs about quite how badly this thing would stink!

In fact it stank so bad it makes a pile of donkey **108** left out in the hot dessert sun and liberally sprinkled with yak urine, smell like a perfumed handkerchief owned by Barbara Cartland!  
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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #115 on: March 18, 2015, 11:32:56 PM »
It seems that Ms Brook's new sit-com #onebighappy has been totally panned by critics. Apparently NBC and Ellen Degeneres are the only people in the known universe who could not see the warning signs about quite how badly this thing would stink!

It fact it stank so bad it makes a pile of donkey **108** left out in the hot dessert sun and liberally sprinkled with yak urine, smell like a perfumed handkerchief owned by Barbara Cartland! 

Yeah will probably be cancelled soon unfortunately

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #116 on: March 19, 2015, 01:42:48 PM »
Yeah will probably be cancelled soon unfortunately

Yeah, it's a complete turd. She looks amazing in it, though...

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #117 on: April 03, 2015, 11:03:18 AM »
 ;D

Happy April!

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #118 on: April 17, 2015, 12:16:21 PM »
 ;D

Kelly really WORKING this blue number...

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Re: Kelly Brook MERGED
« Reply #119 on: April 24, 2015, 02:29:01 AM »
 :)