It's days like this when I swear my life is being directed by Russ Meyer. Sometimes there are spurts of huge brested women, but the
editing is so manic, thers hardly any time to enjoy any of them. Immediately upon arriving at the mall I spot two voluptuous girls in their late teens lunching at the Italian cafe there. One is tan, with bright curly hair and too much makeup. The other is an Amazon of about 6'3" with dark hair and her back turned to me. I was tempted to stop and join them but I was late for work. Knowing the nature of my store and our clientele, I was guaranteed a better look regardless. the pile-up occured about a half hour after I was settled in the store, ready for the day.
First sighting: The two girls I mentioned before did indeed make a bee-line for our women's section but I was too busy to make full eye contact. More on them in a minit.
Second sighting: A co-worker has been chatting up her best friend, a blonde D-cupper, for a while. I see a slender blonde D-cupper chatting with this co-worker. She has short hair and is wearing a red see-through blouse and dark bra. "This is ****", she introduces us. "Duh", I said eyeing ****'s substantial bust. They leave the store together for lunch meanwhile, I spot...
Sighting Three: I leave my coworker and her friend abruptly to assist a trio of young Puerto Rican sisters. One of which was a buxom, five foot, 38-D cupper who was agonizing over which short jumper to buy. I convinced her to buy the black one that was popping open at the top 4 buttons, exposing generous cleavage.
At this point, I'm like pulling an Iverson, running all over the court playing all position. A breast point guard if you will. Enter Kobe or...
Sighting Four: The woman I've come to know as Jersey Juggs. I first spotted her a year ago August at a mall in Jersey. She is a solidly built red head of about 22 or 23, with a deep artificial tan and a love for silver eye-liner. A striking package in itself BUT, the whole thing is taken over the top by her strikingly disproportionate 40-DD shelf of a bust on constant display. I've seen her on four separate occasions and those honey brown melons are always in clear view even in winter. A Jersey stripper if I ever saw one. I had the pleasure of ringing her up and making suggeations on her choices. One of which was a long one-piece jumper. The stress marks around her buttons were incredible she was visibly struggling to contain herself to the point where she was stooping slightly. If she stood erect those monsters were sure to pop every button on the front if her side seams didn't go first. Ringing her up at the counter I made a four pound a piece estimate of her breasts.
With three of the four sightings rung up and destroying clothes in other stores. I finally had a chance to get a better look at...
Sighting #1: the Amazon strikes back.
She was simply incredible. I am still in awe over how one woman could be so generously endowed in so many ways. She stood a solid 6 feet 1" in her bare feet. I'm 5'11' and was looking up at her. Her denim capri pants hugged her wider than wide hips and rounder than round butt. Her torso exploded in a very perky 36-D bust which she was pround of judging by her choice of clothes. And to top it off she was blessed with the most angelic italian face and long, dark, hair. In the fitting room she was trying on four of our tightest tops. She put on her heels which shother up to about 6'3" and placed those 36-Ds square in my line of vision. we were all awre of the effect she was going for so I unabashedley ogled them, just short of burying my face in between them. Come to think of it, I was so overwhelmed by everything I never did stop sizing her up. If there ever was a human counterpart to Lil' Abner's nemesis Stupefyin' Jones this was it.
To justify my ogling I told her how, attractive the blue top was. "My friend doesent like it", she said. Just then another
bomb dropped on me, this chick couldn't been any older than nineteen. If there was an argument that hormones in beef and dairy were increasing development in adolescents, here she is! She was impressed by my compliment and told me she had 3 other tops to show me.
I'm in there I thought then scrambled to give her my phone #. If I'm rambling too much, so would you. If I seem to be exaggerating, I'm not. I just wish you guys were ther to see it.