I swear to CHRIST women don't seem to get it. Yes, the sheer size is nice, that's wonderful, blah blah, my dick loves it, whatever. What makes a dude crazy and stupid enough to shell out $19.95 is the fucking rarity of a pair of miraculously firm, naturally huge tits, that only show up in like literally 1 out of every million women.
What they won't shit a brick over is another brunette with a forehead all botoxed to hell and and a big pair of standard erotic model fake tits so familiar they could have been bought in a retail shopping mall. Jesus fuck. In this case, the 1 in a million order is reversed. There are a million internet models that look EXACTLY LIKE the current incarnation of Lindsay Dawn McKenzie. A million of them, for every one dude out there. Check it, it's simple supply and demand. The market is flooded with waxy skinned women with square shaped fake F cup tits. Capitalism demands I take my titty dollars elsewhere, to BIGGER, RARER, more NATURAL tits, of which, by the way, there are like 50 now. It's simple boob economics.
All this is separate and outside of the feeling of eye-rolling frustration and irony and disgust that she chopped her perfect breasts off, (because they hurt) and went through what I've been told is a very painful surgical procedure to make them big again because she discovered guys like big boobs more than she thought. I'm almost duty-bound to completely ignore her, and in feeling that way I can't be alone.
Hey I wonder if the new tits will hurt her back or whatever the fuck. If you pay 5 grand for them, are they heavy enough to cause you agonizing pain? I wish women could understand: when you get a breast reduction, no joke, to men (or me at least, whatever), it is like you took a briefcase with half a million dollars in it and threw it off a bridge. I could USE that fucking money. I could USE those fucking tits! I could retire! I could die happy! In either motherfucking case! And still they may not be satisfied with their bodies! Just try to contemplate that shit. What more could they POSSIBLY WANT!? If your standard of beauty doesn't take into account that HALF THE PLANET would love to fuck you, then there's no hope for you. Chop your nose off too, and your legs for good measure. You'll finally fit into a size zero, which is all that matters apparently.