Dirt field
Home run
second base 
what
On this little sequence I was hoping somebody would pick up on the very funny routine by the comedic duo of Abbot and Costello of " Who's on first ? ". In the routine " who " was on first base and " what " was on second base. Salem being British might not have ever heard of the routine and so he wrote home run. No biggie really. The Abbot and Costello routine is funny to Americans because it's about Baseball. I know it is easy to find on the net.