I'm only replying because this damn thread has got to the top again...
Sorry St Stephan, but I think this is a poor post - even if it was done as a joke.
People can get very upset about this sort of thing. Fortunately it appears that Keisha has taken it well (Thanks to your timely warning to her).
But you could have cost the Forum one of its most prized - if only recently - members.
What a disaster that would have been...