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« Reply #375 on: June 28, 2003, 06:57:57 PM »
Come off it Munch, i have seen the collected evidence....You are and always have been Zsa Zsa Gabor

 



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« Reply #376 on: June 28, 2003, 07:02:11 PM »
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-Munch "Hey all .. I'm a MAN and I dare ya to prove otherwise!!!!" Wolf  




Okay then, explain this ma'am:

 


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« Reply #377 on: June 28, 2003, 07:06:28 PM »
I hear a collective scream ... as if thousands of masturbaters claw out their eyes at the same time ...

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« Reply #378 on: June 28, 2003, 07:07:29 PM »
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Jeez guys, where is your sense of humour? Pixeltiger, lighten up. Must everyone who posts here have to explain their irony/humour for those too thick to realize?  IT WAS A JOKE!! We will tell you something serious later so you can compare the two!!!!! St Stephan, looks like you better stick to "Show us your quim". At least then you will only get attacked as being sexist

I mean, for Cliff's sake!!!  




I stated before, my sense of humor doesn't kick in until after I've been awake for at least a hour.  And seeing this after I wake up, I kinda took it the wrong way.

For Cliff's sake?!?!  Rik is that you, you bastard  

 
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« Reply #379 on: June 28, 2003, 07:18:55 PM »
he raises importance issues. he knows something. you have face that look morphoditic; (viz, neither strong male nor female.) where is proof? why you not show body? what do you hide? now you must prove by showing pic of your genitalia. that is the only way now. if no, then you will always be forever suspect. there are many transexuals on Internet posing as females.      

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« Reply #380 on: June 28, 2003, 07:19:41 PM »
OK, back from my evening out (after midnight here).  Like others who have posted, I too have a life and cannot cancel an invitation to be available to counter all misunderstandings as they come up.  Is that a new definition of cowardice?
Quote:

I am not offended by this post. I like to consider myself a playful girl and can pick up on subtle sarcasm.


Yup, I sensed that before I made the post - and, as you pointed out, Keisha, I gave you a warning just to make extra sure.

Kind of surprising how many people can not take a joke, though, and - whether familiar with my "posting style" or not - actually thought I was seriously denouncing Keisha as a man (Keisha of all people).

As to the facts, I am a paying member of Keisha's site (which, btw costs, not $20 but $13/first month, $10/additional months, a real bargain).  In all seven photo sets she is wearing fairly loose shorts (blue, white, camouflage) or loose jeans.  It's true that in Set 4 there are a couple of shots in the middle where her panties can be glimpsed - but hardly all the panty shots I'd ever want.  Or have I missed some more?  I haven't DL'ed everything yet, and those thumbnails are small.  Oh yes, plenty of "up close, personal and obviously female" shots, but always those loose bottoms.

So, as Keisha (at least) understood that I was - in my cryptic way - requesting more revealing shots...although Keisha, you exaggerate when you say "full nudes or very tight crotch clothing". I didn't demand that, and I certainly didn't bellow drunkenly "Show us your quim!": just normal bikinis, like that blue one cited by Christine.

Thanks to those, like Keisha, who saw the humor (humour, if you like).  For the rest of you, maybe you should lighten up a bit.  And if you can't see anything funny, that's your privilege: just fail to laugh and turn to another page.

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« Reply #381 on: June 28, 2003, 07:25:20 PM »
Vyvian? Neil? Mike?

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« Reply #382 on: June 28, 2003, 07:27:32 PM »
You Bastard!
 
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« Reply #383 on: June 28, 2003, 07:29:20 PM »
To quote someone I've never heard before, "the view looking up is most certainly different than the view looking down".
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« Reply #384 on: June 28, 2003, 07:33:51 PM »
Oh my god.


I am guessing that when most of these posters go to see a magician at work they actually look at the hand he is waving around instead of the one he is sticking in his pocket to get out the object he is going to miraculously find behind your ear.  

When it comes to humour there is way more than the fall down (ha ha) variety or the (wait a second, I am about to make a joke) variety.


But what all this proves is this. Unlike a few decades ago and before that now days people automatically assume the worst in something and then once they do they go all in boots and all without even considering that maybe, just maybe, they were wrong in their first assessment.


It took me about 2 lines into his post to know for sure that he was having us on.

The only thing left to say is this. You keep up the good work St.S. cause there are way too few of us that makes humour that begins from the opposite end of the spectrum.


Here is a fast example of a bit of humour.


Once upon a time I could have said this.


"All women suck" and many people would have gotten it without me also having to say this .. " Well I wish they did anyways"  

Peace and have fun.


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« Reply #385 on: June 28, 2003, 07:34:47 PM »
WE GOT A LETTER FROM THE COUNCIL!!!

Sure am Strider! And Bottom. Filthy Rich and Catflap was good too!



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« Reply #386 on: June 28, 2003, 07:34:52 PM »
you must prove you are female. the BEA moderator stephan demanded this. the moderators control this board. clearly he  has reasons for asking? yes? you must show genitalia to prove you are not transsexual. you must comply. do you understand??????    

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« Reply #387 on: June 28, 2003, 07:38:34 PM »
Quote:

 you must show genitalia to prove you are not transsexual. you must comply.




Yes.  Please show us the genitalia.   LOL  We must see the genitalia!  LOL
God, I hear a song coming on here!  DOH

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« Reply #388 on: June 28, 2003, 07:39:14 PM »
BOTTOM!!! YOU LIKE BOTTOM!!!

 

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« Reply #389 on: June 28, 2003, 07:42:59 PM »
" EDWARD HITLER "!!!

Yeah love it mate! We get UK TV over here. The Wombles/camping episode is my fav.  I have both the live shows on tape too! And the movie they made that everyone hated
"Jesus died for somebody else's sins but not mine"

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