To address the critics....
1. Face: True, her face isn't a 'classic beauty'. But IMO, that is a good thing! If she did have a classic beautiful face, she would be even more arrogant and bitchy. She needs the somewhat Italian peasant woman's face to keep her humble.
2. Personality: I must be alone here... but I love my little f*ck toys, dumb, ignorant, horny and talkative! I think she has a GREAT personality! When she was on that show with the tall black woman, Snooki actually put her face right in front of the tall black woman's chest and said, "Great boobs!" Awesome! There are very few women that have the balls to do that. Nothing's hotter than a little busty toy that won't shut the hell up... until I shut her up by stuffing something down her throat... if you know what I mean!
Also, I don't want to have intelligent conversations with my ho's, I want them really stupid so I can laugh at them!
Anyway, Snooki's just about the bee's knees. Tiny, stupid, horny, ditzy, big tits and cute (but not beautiful) face.
3. The show itself isn't any worse than the Real World. In fact, I hate the Real World and Road Rules MUCH WORSE because they actually insist upon themselves and try to act like its 'real' and 'bad ass' and 'hardcore'. RW and RR actually try to assert that they are "good" shows because they're showing teenagers what 'real life' is like (even though both RW and RR are NOT NOT NOT real life).
Jersey Shore just says, "Hey, here we are, yeah, we drink and party too much, yeah we're stupid, yeah we're on roids... but hell we have a good time so f*ck you."