cuz they were too big to decently practise martial arts with
Really? What type(s) do you practice? What size did you have to go down to?
I would have gladly saved you the surgery and trained you in the American Martial Art of "BoobsStunYu"You basically flash any attacker and they are momentarily frozen, giving you a chance to knee them in the groin and run away.
this should be an interesting challenge