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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2011, 03:43:16 AM »
Quote from: Shara on February 25, 2011, 10:10:58 PM
be right over.

Quote from: solvegas on February 25, 2011, 10:13:30 PM
Oh, Shara, I need a little TLC also. Will you come over here too ?  ;) :) ;D

Quote from: espy on February 26, 2011, 12:17:48 AM
Jeez, get your own masturbation thread!!   >:( >:(

Shara can work two at once, can't she? ;D

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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2011, 07:40:21 AM »
For the days Shara can't be there (grin)...
I for one really do hope you experiment with the new devices.  Like RandomX said, they may seem awkward but I know how much toys mean to women and it would be a great thing if one of these inventions for men could really do the trick for you.
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2011, 08:25:18 PM »
Two words: pocket pussy.
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2011, 08:06:17 PM »
Shara is not a whore  ::)
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2011, 01:03:54 AM »
Quote from: Shara on March 04, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
Shara is not a whore  ::)
Of course you aren't - and I hope you never start charging money!
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2011, 09:41:49 AM »
mhm, we'd have to stop meeting then bignats :'(
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2011, 04:56:16 PM »
A quick update -- for the many of you holding your breath on this issue:

Either my nerve damage has improved or (I suspect) I've just grown accustomed to it, but I'm once again a fully-functioning perv.  By that I mean I can again reliably choke the chicken... beat the bishop... flog the dolphin... butter the corn... slap the salami... pull the weasel... caress the critter... perform the five knuckle shuffle...

If you're skeptical, I can always post pics.  (Advice:  just nod and say "we believe you")
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2011, 07:29:17 PM »
Quote from: espy on April 03, 2011, 04:56:16 PM
A quick update -- for the many of you holding your breath on this issue:

Either my nerve damage has improved or (I suspect) I've just grown accustomed to it, but I'm once again a fully-functioning perv.  By that I mean I can again reliably choke the chicken... beat the bishop... flog the dolphin... butter the corn... slap the salami... pull the weasel... caress the critter... perform the five knuckle shuffle...

If you're skeptical, I can always post pics.  (Advice:  just nod and say "we believe you")
I keed. I keed and congrats.
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2011, 09:37:07 PM »
I demand photographic proof.
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2011, 09:38:54 PM »
Quote from: SwitcherX on April 03, 2011, 09:37:07 PM
I demand photographic proof.

Send me a picture of your mom so I can knock one out...
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2011, 10:01:52 PM »
Good to know you and your little friend are back on speaking terms. I will trust you are a honorable man and you will not inflict us with photographic proof. Thank you.  ::)
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2011, 10:09:37 PM »
Quote from: espy on April 03, 2011, 09:38:54 PM
Send me a picture of your mom so I can knock one out...

Oh BURRRRRRRRRRRRN.  ;D
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2011, 10:13:27 PM »
Quote from: espy on April 03, 2011, 09:38:54 PM
Send me a picture of your mom so I can knock one out...

Some moms say 'waste not, want not!' :D

If this were *actually* my mom, I'd have to re-think my priorities. ;)


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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2011, 11:36:54 PM »
Quote from: espy on April 03, 2011, 09:38:54 PM
Send me a picture of your mom so I can knock one out...

Just do what I do and think of Oprah
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Re: I can't masturbate
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2011, 11:47:48 PM »
Quote from: SwitcherX on April 03, 2011, 11:36:54 PM
Just do what I do and think of Oprah

Ooohh ... that's kinky !!!  :o
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