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rtpoe

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1155 on: June 26, 2015, 09:07:27 PM »
Further WTFs from Justice Scalia:

"But what really astounds is the hubris reflected in today’s judicial Putsch. The five Justices who compose today’s majority are entirely comfortable concluding that every State violated the Constitution for all of the 135 years between the Fourteenth Amendment’s ratification and Massachusetts’ permitting of same-sex marriages in 2003."

"Today’s decree says that my Ruler, and the Ruler of 320 million Americans coast-to-coast, is a majority of the nine lawyers on the Supreme Court."

Given that the SCOTUS also just gave its Stamp of Approval on "Obamacare", all those popping sounds you hear in the background are undoubtedly the heads of rightwingers exploding in frustration.
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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1156 on: July 02, 2015, 05:54:48 PM »
The problem with the phrase "cognitive dissonance" is that most people to whom it is applied don't do much cogitating...
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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1157 on: July 05, 2015, 11:47:30 PM »
 ;D
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rtpoe

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1158 on: July 06, 2015, 06:20:01 PM »
There are currently over 440 people who have officially filed with the Federal Election Commission to run for president in 2016.

Including "Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks" of Buffalo, NY....

http://www.fec.gov/fecviewer/CandidateCommitteeDetail.do?candidateCommitteeId=P60005931&tabIndex=3
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May we make wise choices in how and what we harvest,
may earth's weather turn kinder,
may there be enough food for all creatures,
may the diminishing light in our daytime skies
be met by an increasing compassion and tolerance
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pedonbio

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1159 on: July 07, 2015, 05:15:19 PM »
Quote from: rtpoe on July 06, 2015, 06:20:01 PM
There are currently over 440 people who have officially filed with the Federal Election Commission to run for president in 2016.

Including "Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks" of Buffalo, NY....

http://www.fec.gov/fecviewer/CandidateCommitteeDetail.do?candidateCommitteeId=P60005931&tabIndex=3

Hmmm.

Ted Cruz, or Sydney's Voluptuous Buttocks.

Quiet, I'm thinking.
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gOOber

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1160 on: July 07, 2015, 06:41:01 PM »
Winston Churchill was one of the greatest leaders of the modern world, having rallied his people together to take on Hitler and the Nazis during World War II. He also enjoyed working and walking around his office naked.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1161 on: July 08, 2015, 02:25:06 PM »
Quote from: gOOber on July 07, 2015, 06:41:01 PM
Winston Churchill was one of the greatest leaders of the modern world, having rallied his people together to take on Hitler and the Nazis during World War II. He also enjoyed working and walking around his office naked.

So who doesn't?   ;D

He also once calculated that if all the port, sherry, cognac and whisky that he had **92** were poured into a drydock, it would float a destroyer.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1162 on: July 08, 2015, 07:38:58 PM »
The Danish king, whose reign lasted from 1766 to 1808, was a dedicated servant to his country and its people. Also, his physicians worried about him a great deal because Christian VII masturbated constantly – they thought it would make him infertile and stunt his growth.
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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1163 on: July 08, 2015, 11:23:44 PM »
Hey, don't hold your breath.

Oops, too late!
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1164 on: July 08, 2015, 11:24:18 PM »
Quote from: gOOber on July 08, 2015, 07:38:58 PM
The Danish king, whose reign lasted from 1766 to 1808, was a dedicated servant to his country and its people. Also, his physicians worried about him a great deal because Christian VII masturbated constantly – they thought it would make him infertile and stunt his growth.

No "it'll grow hair on your palms" stories for the king, huh?
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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1165 on: July 10, 2015, 02:13:02 AM »
The comedians are having a field day...

Late Night with Seth Meyers: "Donald Trump Is Running for President"

CONAN on TBS: "Donald Trump's New 100% Truthful Speech"

Real Time with Bill Maher: "Donald Trump Is the White Kanye"
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1166 on: July 10, 2015, 10:25:23 AM »
The 36th President of the United States won his election with 61% of the popular vote – the highest margin in the history of the country. While being the leader of one of the most powerful countries in the world would be enough for some, he enjoyed showing everyone his Johnson Jr. He loved showing everyone how big “it” was and urinated in public whenever he felt the urge to show it off.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1167 on: July 10, 2015, 04:47:27 PM »
...he was also a fan of electric toothbrushes.    :D
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pedonbio

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1168 on: July 10, 2015, 06:18:40 PM »
Quote from: gOOber on July 10, 2015, 10:25:23 AM
The 36th President of the United States won his election with 61% of the popular vote – the highest margin in the history of the country. While being the leader of one of the most powerful countries in the world would be enough for some, he enjoyed showing everyone his Johnson Jr. He loved showing everyone how big “it” was and urinated in public whenever he felt the urge to show it off.

...and thereby gave us the meaning of "johnson".
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1169 on: July 11, 2015, 09:42:00 PM »
Quote from: pedonbio on July 10, 2015, 06:18:40 PM
...and thereby gave us the meaning of "johnson".
Ah Touche !! Well played sir.. Well played..
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