[andrat2000]

Still beating that dead horse, I see......

Seems she's still a threat to Trumpel.

[TheZookie007]

She did a great job at the Super Bowl half-time show!

[andrat2000]

She did a great job at the Super Bowl half-time show!

Damn sexy .... LOL.

Would you like to see the pic with the Trumpel head attached?

[rtpoe]

What if instead of Twitter, he used the official format for press releases?

http://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/

[TheZookie007]

At last, a well-qualified appointee from the current occupant of the White House!

The Babylon Bee: "Trump Selects McGruff The Crime Dog As FBI Director"
Finally selecting James Comey’s replacement as head of the department, President Donald Trump named McGruff the Crime Dog as FBI Director Wednesday morning.

The large, cuddly, anthropomorphic canine detective was announced as Comey’s replacement at a White House press conference.

“McGruff is a real nasty dog—just the kind of guy we need to help drain the swamp in Washington,” Trump told reporters. “Plus, he’s a big stuffed animal, so he won’t be investigating any of my alleged ties to Russia.”

“He’ll be taking a bite out of crime, believe me. The biggest bites around. I take big bites too. The best, really,” Trump added.

Taking his place behind the microphone, McGruff gave a short speech, saying, “All crime needs is a chance. Don’t give it a chance,” before President Trump gave him a pat on the head and mouthed, “That’s a good boy.”

[andrat2000]

At last, a well-qualified appointee from the current occupant of the White House!

The Babylon Bee: "Trump Selects McGruff The Crime Dog As FBI Director"
Finally selecting James Comey’s replacement as head of the department, President Donald Trump named McGruff the Crime Dog as FBI Director Wednesday morning.

The large, cuddly, anthropomorphic canine detective was announced as Comey’s replacement at a White House press conference.

“McGruff is a real nasty dog—just the kind of guy we need to help drain the swamp in Washington,” Trump told reporters. “Plus, he’s a big stuffed animal, so he won’t be investigating any of my alleged ties to Russia.”

“He’ll be taking a bite out of crime, believe me. The biggest bites around. I take big bites too. The best, really,” Trump added.

Taking his place behind the microphone, McGruff gave a short speech, saying, “All crime needs is a chance. Don’t give it a chance,” before President Trump gave him a pat on the head and mouthed, “That’s a good boy.”

Sean Spicer, where is Sean Spicer when you need hin?

[rtpoe]

"Sean Spicer, where is Sean Spicer when you need hin?"

Just off camera, with a scooper and plastic bag.....

[TheZookie007]

...hiding in the bushes, er, I mean, among the bushes.

Even Chemical Ali is looking at this and saying, "Damn, Sean, I thought I was bad at lying through my teeth on behalf of an authoritarian boss, but you take the cake..."

[andrat2000]

How about the big Trumpel wall that still can be seen from Mars and Venus ...?
Certainly a construction that will have glorious times. How can people not bow to so much cleverness and allmighty intelligence of its inventor, especially when it will seperate the Big Bend National Park in Texas.

Come on, this wall is so great that you can ejaculate the whole day just because thinking of its greatness!

[rtpoe]

The NY Daily News is running a serial that imagines Mike Pence leading a coup to remove Trump from office via the 25th Amendment.

http://interactive.nydailynews.com/fiction/coup/

COUP! A Political Satire
by "Deep State" with Gersh Kuntzman

"Mike Pence and a skeet-shooting pothead, Rick Perry's dance leotard, a waterboard and Ivanka save America from Donald Trump."

Wilhelm! What the hell is keeping you?” Wilhelm finally arrived with a copy of the Constitution. "I’m sorry that took so long, sir. It seems the President removed all the history books from the vice president’s study. The only books in there are ’The Art of the Deal,’ ’The Art of the Comeback’ and ’The Best Golf Advice I Ever Received’ in multiple copies grouped by language."

"He’s using my study as a bookstore?" Pence wondered.

"He even has 50 copies of ’The America We Deserve’ translated into Russian," Wilhelm said, handing over the pocket-sized Constitution.

Pence skipped over the flowery parts but something that caught his eye in Article II, Section 6: "In Case of the Removal of the President from Office" for "inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office."

"Inability to discharge the powers and duties...?" Pence muttered. "I wonder who gets to decide that?"

"You do, Mr. Vice President, thanks to the 25th Amendment," Wilhelm said.

Pence stood up quickly.

"Twenty-fifth?" Pence yelled. "Did you say ’25th’?! "That’s what Biden was blinking to me! Twenty-five! Joe F’ing Biden.""

"What do you mean, sir?" Wilhelm said.

...

There it was again: Two quick, three slow and five quick.

There could be no mistaking it. Biden was signaling Pence in Morse Code. The outgoing vice president knew the famous dot-and-dash code from his days on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, whose Democratic members used it to signal each other when they were dismayed or frustrated with the Republicans.

"Dot dash dash, dash, dot dot dash dot," he would blink at Chris Dodd whenever Jesse Helms opened his flabby mouth.

WTF, indeed.

Pence also knew Morse Code, but he had no idea why Joe Biden would be blinking "25" at him. For all he knew it was the security code to some locked drawer in the vice president’s office where Biden had left him a bottle of Scotch. After all, Pence never drank in public without his wife, but a little office nip wasn’t going to break any rules...

[TheZookie007]

Pence skipped over the flowery parts but something that caught his eye in Article II, Section 6: "In Case of the Removal of the President from Office" for "inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office."

"Inability to discharge the powers and duties...?" Pence muttered. "I wonder who gets to decide that?"

"You do, Mr. Vice President, thanks to the 25th Amendment," Wilhelm said.

Pence stood up quickly.

"Twenty-fifth?" Pence yelled. "Did you say ’25th’?! "That’s what Biden was blinking to me! Twenty-five! Joe F’ing Biden.""

"What do you mean, sir?" Wilhelm said.

...

There it was again: Two quick, three slow and five quick.

There could be no mistaking it. Biden was signaling Pence in Morse Code. The outgoing vice president knew the famous dot-and-dash code from his days on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, whose Democratic members used it to signal each other when they were dismayed or frustrated with the Republicans.

"Dot dash dash, dash, dot dot dash dot," he would blink at Chris Dodd whenever Jesse Helms opened his flabby mouth.

WTF, indeed.

Pence also knew Morse Code, but he had no idea why Joe Biden would be blinking "25" at him. For all he knew it was the security code to some locked drawer in the vice president’s office where Biden had left him a bottle of Scotch.

That is genuinely funny stuff!

[rtpoe]

Wait til you get to the latest chapters, where Trump tries to reassert his authority......

[rtpoe]

'Round and round the cauldron go....

[TheZookie007]

Metro: "Hillary Clinton's campaign Twitter is back — and it's trolling Trump "
"President Trump's been asking for it.

As the investigation into his Russian ties expanded this week — and he himself confirmed that he was officially under FBI investigation — Trump took to Twitter and revived one of his favorite complaints: That he was being treated unfairly while "Crooked Hillary" Clinton was escaping scrutiny for various, often imaginary, misdeeds....

Hillary Clinton — or, more likely, one of her close associates — is not taking this lying down. A Twitter account used by her campaign has revived after seven months of inactivity, and it's trolling Trump hardcore. To the above tweets, the account responded with a meme from Ferris Bueller's Day Off:"

[TheZookie007]

The Onion: "Panicking Mitch McConnell Shoves Entire Senate Healthcare Bill Into Mouth As Democrat Walks Past"

WASHINGTON—Quickly crumpling up all 500 pages of the legislation upon hearing footsteps in the hallway, sources reported Tuesday that a panicked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell shoved the entire Senate healthcare bill in his mouth as a Democratic senator walked past. According to witnesses, McConnell became visibly flustered upon realizing there was no place to hide from the Democratic colleague approaching his doorway and began ripping wads of documents from a binder and cramming them through his open jaws as rapidly as possible. Asked about the location of an upcoming meeting, McConnell, cheeks distended to many times their original size, reportedly grunted several times and gestured toward a nearby conference room. At press time, McConnell had spit out the massive clump of saliva-coated, half-chewed papers, which, while largely illegible, would reportedly insure 10 million more people than the original.