OK, this whole thing is just TOO FUNNY.
So this guy, a pro-Trump conspiracy nut named Jacob Wahl, tweets out earlier this week that there's going to be some BREAKING NEWS about the Mueller Investigation, but he doesn't say what.
Real journalists had already been aware of the story. Seems another guy, Jack Burkman, a known GOP "trickster", had been trying to pay women to say they were sexually assaulted by Robert Mueller...!
And real journalists had been in touch with some of these women, who confirmed the story, and said they told the loser offering them $$ to shove it up where the sun don't shine. Other "incidents" of assault are easily disproven; one was supposed to have occurred on a weekday when Mueller was busy being FBI Director (seriously, you think someone in that position would ever get to have "alone time" with a random woman? Someone in the agency, perhaps, but an ordinary citizen?)
That hasn't stopped Burkman, who says on his Twitter account that this time he's got someone who really really was assaulted by Mueller! For reals! And he's going to TELL ALL later this week!!
Now, what's the connection with Jacob Wahl? It seems that the guy going around trying to pay women to lie worked for a company called Surefire Intelligence ("a private intel agency that designs and executes bespoke solutions for businesses and individuals who face complex business and litigation challenges," according to the company's website), which, as Internet Sleuth Aric Toler found out by checking the DNS records, had its website set up by......Jacob Wahl!
Toler also poked around their website, and found that quite a few interesting people work for them. Face shots of key employees belong to British model/photographer Nick Hopper, film director Jim Simpson, and actor Christoph Waltz!
One of the phone numbers listed for the company belongs to Wahl's Mom!
Needless to say, Wahl is whining about it all. While some RWNJ websites are treating the story are FOR REALZ, others find it too stupid even for them.