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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2205 on: October 22, 2019, 03:15:05 PM »
Mick Mulvaney: "We do quid pro quos all the time. Get over it!"
Reporter: "But...but...that's clearly against the law!"

(two days later)

Republican: "That's not what Mick said."

Normal person: "Well, here's the video of him saying it."

Republican: "Oh no, he clarified it and you fake news media are just taking what he said out of context."

Normal person: "What context?! Here he is on live TV saying it! And here he is telling us to get over it!"

Republican: "Well, what are you going to believe: us, or your lying eyes? Besides, unless we say so, it's not true."

Normal person: (facepalms)
About half the time even I have to look it up to see if the crazy things they say and do is real! I would not believe most of the stuff by hearsay and just astonish when its actually true !

I feel that if they say it out in the open they would normalize it and pretend its not illegal.
"Yesterday, Reince Priebus called this whole story a 'nothing burger,'" he said. "Well these emails have turned it into an all-you-can-prosecute buffet."

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2206 on: October 22, 2019, 10:49:59 PM »

I feel that if they say it out in the open they would normalize it and pretend its not illegal.

That's their plan, unfortunately...
AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2207 on: October 22, 2019, 10:52:56 PM »
Former Secretary of Defense James Mattis laughed off the news that President Trump had called him “the world’s most overrated general,” joking that he’s not just an overrated general, but the “greatest, the world’s most overrated” general, during his keynote address Thursday at the annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner in New York.

“He also called Meryl Streep an overrated actress, so I guess I’m the Meryl Streep of generals,” Mattis riffed at the philanthropic event, in which roasts are tradition. He went on to remark that he’s not bothered: “I’ve earned my spurs on the battlefield ... and Donald Trump earned his spurs in a letter from a doctor.”
AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2208 on: October 28, 2019, 09:12:24 PM »
Yep I called Trump the "N" word and paid the consequences for it, but at the national baseball game my sentiment seems to be very popular these days. However, I will recognize that Trump is a highly value honorary member of the BEA, and try to abide by the rules to not call him names again or make comment about his type of speech.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2209 on: November 03, 2019, 06:36:05 PM »
 8)
Imagine if Obama, Kamala, or Biden survived two assassination attempts and the media not publicly destroying the reputation of everyone who issued even the most mild criticism of them and then just dropping the story completely.

Yeah, I cannot either.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2210 on: November 04, 2019, 12:14:28 AM »
8)
Call me blonde, but,
I don’t understand this.
~~Charade

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2211 on: November 04, 2019, 10:48:08 AM »
8)
Call me blonde, but,
I don’t understand this.

Why would you want to obstruct if you are innocent?
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2212 on: November 05, 2019, 12:31:16 AM »
8)
Call me blonde, but,
I don’t understand this.

Why would you want to obstruct if you are innocent?
Ah.  :P
Thank-you!
Told you I was blonde!  :)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2213 on: November 05, 2019, 10:12:43 AM »
8)
Call me blonde, but,
I don’t understand this.

Why would you want to obstruct if you are innocent?
Ah.  :P
Thank-you!
Told you I was blonde!  :)
I am confounded as well, it just doesn't make sense!
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2214 on: November 08, 2019, 10:13:57 PM »
Donnie Jr's new book, coming soon to a remainder bin near you:
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may there be enough food for all creatures,
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2215 on: November 08, 2019, 10:34:05 PM »
More evidence of this honorary member of the BEA that one of them touts. I wonder if they had MGGA hats?
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2216 on: November 11, 2019, 06:44:41 PM »
The Impeachment Hearings are going live on TV this week.

Should be fun watching the various Trumpists in Congress trying to come up with excuses for El Presidente's extortion.

We've already seen "Sondland, Giuliani, and Mulvaney were acting on their own, and not on Trump's instructions". And "It's OK if Trump didn't believe he was doing anything wrong". And "He didn't say anything in the phone call that he didn't say in public, so it cannot possibly be a crime". And "It's all invalid and unverified unless and until we know who the Whistleblower is". And "Really, what was Hunter Biden doing for Burisma anyway? That's where the real crime is".

Seriously. They're desperate.

Let's hope there are enough sane Americans left to start making life difficult for Republicans in Congress.
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may earth's weather turn kinder,
may there be enough food for all creatures,
may the diminishing light in our daytime skies
be met by an increasing compassion and tolerance
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2217 on: November 12, 2019, 09:33:17 PM »
Tom Tomorrow summarizes and satirizes the GOP response to the impeachment hearings.
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may earth's weather turn kinder,
may there be enough food for all creatures,
may the diminishing light in our daytime skies
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2218 on: November 14, 2019, 11:11:16 AM »
Jim Jordan
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rtpoe

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2219 on: November 14, 2019, 09:28:42 PM »
The Dems discussing their candidates:

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May we make wise choices in how and what we harvest,
may earth's weather turn kinder,
may there be enough food for all creatures,
may the diminishing light in our daytime skies
be met by an increasing compassion and tolerance
in our hearts.

-  Kathleen Jenks, Autumn Lore