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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2235 on: December 20, 2019, 09:05:00 PM »
This really happened :)

BBC, 19 December 2019: "US government lists fictional nation Wakanda as trade partner"

The US Department of Agriculture listed Wakanda as a free-trade partner - despite it being a fictional country.

A USDA spokesperson said the Kingdom of Wakanda was added to the list by accident during a staff test.

The department's online tariff tracker hosted a detailed list of goods the two nations apparently traded, including ducks, donkeys and dairy cows.

In the Marvel universe, Wakanda is the fictional East African home country of superhero Black Panther.

The fictional country was removed soon from the list after US media first queried it, prompting jokes that the countries had started a trade war.

Wakanda first appeared in the Fantastic Four comic in 1966, and made a reappearance when Black Panther was adapted into an Oscar-winning film last year.

The unusual listing was spotted by Francis Tseng, a New York-based software engineer who was looking up agricultural tariffs for a fellowship he was applying for.

He told Reuters news agency that, when he first saw Wakanda on the list, he got "very confused [and] thought I misremembered the country from the movie and got it confused with something else."

After the listing was removed, a USDA spokesman told the Washington Post that Wakanda's listing was added as a test file for staff, and was never supposed to be public.

"The Wakanda information should have been removed after testing and has now been taken down," he said.

After its removal, an Orlando-based reporter asked: "So do we, or do we not have free trade with Wakanda? Also where are things at on negotiations with Agrabah?"
AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.

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3deroticer

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2236 on: December 22, 2019, 08:15:43 PM »
https://www.newsandguts.com/quote-of-the-weekend-donald-trump/?fbclid=IwAR0848eZoudSuTLEdLQ62xj89pwPD0qHd3YpxRpBQTyGcLUQtiU_zDvNgK4#_=_

I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's cloud's illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all
"Yesterday, Reince Priebus called this whole story a 'nothing burger,'" he said. "Well these emails have turned it into an all-you-can-prosecute buffet."

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2237 on: December 23, 2019, 01:37:29 AM »
https://www.newsandguts.com/quote-of-the-weekend-donald-trump/?fbclid=IwAR0848eZoudSuTLEdLQ62xj89pwPD0qHd3YpxRpBQTyGcLUQtiU_zDvNgK4#_=_

I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's cloud's illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all
So his last name is Quichot instead of Trump?
Size doesn't matter, as long as it's HUGE!!

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2238 on: December 28, 2019, 11:28:39 AM »

"I don't agree with our president on most things, but we share a love of poetry. That's why I'm troubled by the know-nothing response to Trump's latest verse, an elegiac meditation on wind and mortality. Don't we want our leaders to step away from the concerns of the moment every now and then, to consider timeless matters? It's really quite a lovely effort--easily the best poem by a president in the last fifty years." -- Jeff Sharlet

[Verbatim from the White House transcript.]

You Want to See A Bird Graveyard?
By D. Trump

I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?

A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.

You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life.
AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.

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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2239 on: December 28, 2019, 06:19:46 PM »

The Babylon Bee: "El Paso Man Comes Down From Insane Acid Trip Where He Hallucinated That He Ran For President"

EL PASO, TX—An El Paso man reportedly came down from a "totally crazy" acid trip where he hallucinated that he ran for president.

"People were calling me 'Beto' for some reason, the press was treating me like a serious candidate. It was totally wild," he told reporters. "Oh man, I thought I said a bunch of insane shit about dismantling the Constitution and stealing everybody's guns. And the left was just eating it up."

The man said he has a vague memory of hallucinating about how the press called him the next Obama and published glowing editorials about him. He also said a large part of the trip was just him saying the "F" word over and over again to appear hip and cool. "I'm glad that was just a bad trip and not something that really happened. That would have been totally embarrassing."

"Everyone, remember -- drugs are bad. Stay away from the hard stuff."

Coincidentally, at the same time, the rest of the nation also woke up from a bad dream where the same guy ran for president.
AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2240 on: December 29, 2019, 03:24:45 PM »
Here is another poem:

Hairy Legs
By J. Biden

And by the way
I sit on a stand,
I got hot, I got hairy legs
that turn, that, that, that,
turn blonde in the sun.

And the k!ds used to come up
and reach in
and pull
and rub my legs,
and watch the hairs rise up again.

So I learned about roaches.
I learned about k!ds
jumping up on my lap.
And I love k!ds jumping
on my lap.
Imagine if Obama, Kamala, or Biden survived two assassination attempts and the media not publicly destroying the reputation of everyone who issued even the most mild criticism of them and then just dropping the story completely.

Yeah, I cannot either.

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3deroticer

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2241 on: January 04, 2020, 04:35:08 PM »
It's hard to decide what is funny or serious with Trump! But not too long ago Trump was miffed at not winning the noble peace prize. Little did he know that he is on the opposite spectrum of getting there!
"Yesterday, Reince Priebus called this whole story a 'nothing burger,'" he said. "Well these emails have turned it into an all-you-can-prosecute buffet."

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2242 on: January 04, 2020, 11:35:41 PM »
It probably would work....
rtpoe

May we make wise choices in how and what we harvest,
may earth's weather turn kinder,
may there be enough food for all creatures,
may the diminishing light in our daytime skies
be met by an increasing compassion and tolerance
in our hearts.

-  Kathleen Jenks, Autumn Lore

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2243 on: January 17, 2020, 09:46:04 PM »
Matt Wuerker, Politico:
rtpoe

May we make wise choices in how and what we harvest,
may earth's weather turn kinder,
may there be enough food for all creatures,
may the diminishing light in our daytime skies
be met by an increasing compassion and tolerance
in our hearts.

-  Kathleen Jenks, Autumn Lore


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3deroticer

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"Yesterday, Reince Priebus called this whole story a 'nothing burger,'" he said. "Well these emails have turned it into an all-you-can-prosecute buffet."

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rtpoe

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2246 on: February 07, 2020, 08:20:45 PM »
My thoughts on the Iowa Caucuses are here:
https://pureblather.com/2020/02/06/iowa/
rtpoe

May we make wise choices in how and what we harvest,
may earth's weather turn kinder,
may there be enough food for all creatures,
may the diminishing light in our daytime skies
be met by an increasing compassion and tolerance
in our hearts.

-  Kathleen Jenks, Autumn Lore

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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2247 on: February 25, 2020, 12:36:56 PM »
MSNBC is so anti-Sanders that they probably would report this news as:

"As Bernie Sanders struggles with a double-digit win in Nevada, Joe Biden surges to second place!"
AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.

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3deroticer

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2248 on: March 06, 2020, 08:18:20 PM »
cheap shot!
"Yesterday, Reince Priebus called this whole story a 'nothing burger,'" he said. "Well these emails have turned it into an all-you-can-prosecute buffet."

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StrikezOne

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #2249 on: March 21, 2020, 07:34:45 PM »
Dont we need a laugh?
Imagine if Obama, Kamala, or Biden survived two assassination attempts and the media not publicly destroying the reputation of everyone who issued even the most mild criticism of them and then just dropping the story completely.

Yeah, I cannot either.