[3deroticer]

I am not hearing people saying that are voting system isn't corrupt. I'm saying that people voted in the largest number ever to overcome the voters suppression by way of mail in ballot as to be proven the safest way to vote. I wonder if Trump could have won if the republican didn't try so hard to suppress democracy?

[TheZookie007]

The lie spread by fascists and their supporters: "there wuz wiDEsprEAd vOTer frAUd in Georgia..."

A little later: "We found four dead people who voted there!"

A local news station found that two of the "dead" people who voted actually were quite alive, and the other two were clerical errors (sharing the same name as the dead person save for a middle initial).

And now a laborious recount is underway, being paid for your tax-payer dollars, to do...what? How many times does he want to lose?

Just stop with this rubbish. There was no widespread voter fraud. None of the lawyers who came before Federal courts in spurious lawsuit after spurious lawsuit could provide any evidence of it. Even if they'd gotten their legal degrees from a box of Crackerjacks, they know very well what the consequences of lying in front of a Federal judge are. The Secretaries of State of all 50 states (in Republican states and in Democratic states alike) were directly asked if there was any credible or actual example of voter fraud in the past election. All said "no."

The onus is on the accuser to provide proof of their outlandish claims. They cannot produce such "proof" because there is none. This man has deluded himself to believe that the only time an election is "fraudulent" is if he loses in it; he made this stupid claim even before he participated in the election against Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in 2016.

He wouldn't be the first non-consecutive occupier of the Oval Office, so stop behaving as if you can't vote for der Gropenführer again in 2024. Assuming he isn't in jail by then of course. (Or, not.)

[3deroticer]

Isn't there a million dollar reward to find proof of fraud that leads to conviction? Also 9 people quit or fire because the AG William Barr order them to investigate fraud in the election! When will the Republican stand up to Trump for the sake of national security to acknowledge the transfer of power?

Trump's team of lawyers, most of them have abandon their post, leaving Rudy to the task. The Trump defense fund puts 60% of the money contributed into Trump account. It's an obvious scam. He is raising money for himself or to fund campaign for 2024 if only he is running.

[TheZookie007]

Loser.com's team of lawyers, most of them have abandon their post, leaving Rudy to the task. The Loser.com defense fund puts 60% of the money contributed into Loser.com's account. It's an obvious scam. He is raising money for himself or to fund campaign for 2024 if only he is running.

Why is a supposed billionaire begging for campaign funds?

And why is Rudy getting paid $20,000 a day to "defend" him?

These people are literally sick in the head.

[StrikezOne]

^ Okay thats one of the few, if any, anti-Trump memes Ive seen that are pretty funny. But hey, we shall see!

By the way, isnt Joe Biden starting a "Transfer of power" campaign fund?

[TheZookie007]

The Borowitz Report: "Loser.com Blasts Biden Cabinet’s Lack of Reality-Show Experience"

In a series of blistering tweets, Loser.com ripped President-elect Joe Biden for choosing Cabinet members woefully lacking in reality-show experience.

Calling the Cabinet picks a “bunch of losers who have spent their lives working at desks,” Loser.com questioned the team’s preparedness to take on the challenges presented by today’s complex reality-show landscape.

“These people have never earned an immunity idol, presided over a rose ceremony, or danced with a star,” Loser.com said. “This is the best Sleepy Joe could do?”

He saved his most withering criticism for Janet Yellen, Biden’s pick for Treasury Secretary. “If Joe really wanted a woman for this position, why didn’t he choose one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?” he asked. “They know a lot more about money than this clown.”

Leaving aside Biden’s failure to pack his Cabinet with experienced reality-show participants, Loser.com was baffled by his successor’s decision to bypass other highly talented candidates. “ivanka, jared, eric, and don, jr., are all looking for jobs,” he said.

[3deroticer]

The Borowitz Report: "Loser.com Blasts Biden Cabinet’s Lack of Reality-Show Experience"

In a series of blistering tweets, Loser.com ripped President-elect Joe Biden for choosing Cabinet members woefully lacking in reality-show experience.

Calling the Cabinet picks a “bunch of losers who have spent their lives working at desks,” Loser.com questioned the team’s preparedness to take on the challenges presented by today’s complex reality-show landscape.

“These people have never earned an immunity idol, presided over a rose ceremony, or danced with a star,” Loser.com said. “This is the best Sleepy Joe could do?”

He saved his most withering criticism for Janet Yellen, Biden’s pick for Treasury Secretary. “If Joe really wanted a woman for this position, why didn’t he choose one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?” he asked. “They know a lot more about money than this clown.”

Leaving aside Biden’s failure to pack his Cabinet with experienced reality-show participants, Loser.com was baffled by his successor’s decision to bypass other highly talented candidates. “ivanka, jared, eric, and don, jr., are all looking for jobs,” he said.

Anthony Blinken has a pop band called Ablinken ! Does that count? It's even on the spotify top list now!

[TheZookie007]

And he's actually a pretty good guitarist.

[TheZookie007]

MEL Magazine: "Gavin Newsom and the Plight of ‘Hank Hill Ass’" by Miles Klee

As a Californian, I do not like having Gavin Newsom for my governor. I do not like that he kneecapped the state’s high-speed rail project. I don’t like his garbage housing policies, either. I don’t like his little color risk tiers for managing the response to surging COVID-19 cases., and I certainly don’t like knowing that when he was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle (who is currently dating Loser.com Jr.), they did a “sexy” photo spread for Harper’s Bazaar, which called them “the New Kennedys.” Most recently, I disliked learning that Newsom flouted pandemic guidance to attend a lobbyist’s birthday dinner at a three-star Michelin restaurant.

A slickster politician supping on French delicacies in wine country with a dozen other people while the rest of us are canceling Thanksgiving to keep grandma alive… it’s a perfectly formed scandal. His apology sucked, too. But, for perhaps the first time, I felt a twinge of sympathy for California’s chief executive. That’s because photos of the incident revealed his tragic ass.



Maybe it’s just an unfortunate bunching of the dad jeans. More likely, though, Newsom is afflicted with a condition that I and countless other white guys suffer from: flat-ass, no-ass, negative ass, or, in pop culture parlance, “Hank Hill ass,” a term that comes to us from an episode of the animated sitcom King of the Hill. In “Hank’s Back Story,” the patriarch of the show discovers that his back pain is the result of “diminished gluteal syndrome,” i.e., an absence of buttocks. To his humiliation, he’s forced to wear an orthotic that rounds out his posterior.

In the Age of the Ass, it’s an extra bummer to have none. Yet whatever the cultural moment, the plight of the assless is real and painful. Without that natural cushioning, the vast majority of chairs, benches and public transit seating are forever uncomfortable. Toilets, also! You feel top-heavy all the time; without a booty for ballast, you’re easily knocked off-balance. And anybody turning around to check you out when you walk by will be sorely disappointed, since, as Newsom demonstrates, your pants always look weirdly loose or deflated back there.

Anyway, back to shitting on Newsom for undermining a serious public health response in a way that allows virus skeptics to argue that social distancing and mask mandates are purely for show. The difference is I now see what he’s working with in the rear, and I understand how bony hindquarters would lead you to abandon all ethics and principles. Get this man some padding.

[StrikezOne]

"Devout Catholic" Joe gaffe Biden does not know that the "p" in "psalmist" is silent not the "s" as he reads from a teleprompter.

What is a "palmist"? Is he talking about Jeffrey Toobin?

trunalimunumaprzure!

[TheZookie007]

 

[3deroticer]

So there is this tweet from former attendent of the TV show The Apprentice that claim to have seen Don wearing depends for adults and seen him snort drugs and thinks that his extreme drug usage caught up with him to lose bowel control. Also people witness him evaculating while in meetings causing people to tear up because of the stench. Makes me wonder if that's why he was unpopular in the European summit meetings(other than his policy).

Makes you wonder why he hates the new meme being called **39** Do so much!

[TheZookie007]

Let's have some older political humor as a palate cleanser.

Saturday Night Live: "Ross Perot Cold Opening: Fighting the Deficit"
Ross Perot (Dana Carvey) addresses the nation in a paid political advertisement.  Aired 3 October 1992.

[rtpoe]

Someone's already created a website for the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library....

https://djtrumplibrary.com/

Yes, it's a joke website. But damn, it's great!

Whatever your reasons, the administrative staff at the Presidential Library will make it their life’s mission to make your visit educational and inspiring.

In fact, for some of the staff who served Trump directly, it’s a condition of their parole!

[TheZookie007]

That is one comprehensive site. They sure went to a lot of trouble.

So sad that this "administration" has been such a killing joke on the entire country. Two hundred and sixty nine thousand deaths on their ledger, and rising.