[DruulEmpire]

#8: "Psst, don't tell her 'The Fabulous Baker Boys' was already made 22 years ago!"

Or: "Wow, if 'Chopsticks' gets you this hot, just wait till you hear my Rachmaninoff!"

[CarlTL]

#8 The vibrations I get off of this really do the trick.

[rtpoe]

#8 "NO! MINE!!!"

And now....

[G_I_John]

#9 = Fire the Tubannons!

[DruulEmpire]

#9: "Of course, you have to fire them when the enemy fighter planes are still below Mach 1."

Alternately: "Now you know why our combat helmets have earmuffs."

Or: "We keep our trombone section in underground silos."

Or even: "It's not a very reliable method of SETI, but it's a start."

[Cutter]

#9

So THAT'S why the budget for the brass band is way the fuck over.

[Tomoe_Gozen]

#10 - Things just haven't been the same since the military recruited Dr. Seuss, weapons designer.


(Yay! B-cup now... I'm a growing girl.)

[Cutter]

With #9 does anyone know what those things actually are?

I seem to remember a experiment with massive parabolic acoustic detectors to locate aircraft when RADAR was just being developed.

How's this for a #10?

[DruulEmpire]

Don't know, not sure -- does anyone actually want to joke about it?

[Bad Kitty]

1 I got nothin.

2 someday they will make a much better anime based on us Spike.

3 (in song) i've got big balls, he's got big balls, she's got big balls, but... Holy Shit! look at that fucking pig!

4 yo bud man, I'll take two.

5 bad kitties sometimes make a mess...

6 I like big boobies that I can just sink my hands into, just like this, you know?

7 I got nothin

8 looks like the brain transplant went well, but tell me, why did you want a girlfriend with the brain of an iguanna?

9 preparations are still underway in the treble section of the southern hemisphere side of Disaster Area's sound system.

10 I got nothin

[Cutter]

RubberDoll; always leaving them speachless.

[G_I_John]

#10 - "If I stand perfectly still long enough, no one will hit on me..."

[Zealot]

#10: "Rubber Doll Inc. shocked the Adult Entertainment world today with the unveiling of its newest creation,which its designers proclaim will make the user a sandwich.Within one hour of press release all available models were sold out,and the waiting list continues to grow."

[rtpoe]

#11

I wish I had a better/bigger screen cap, because it's not easy to tell that the only male in the shot is the person being suspended over the pit....

[DruulEmpire]

Seriously, I wonder if that's from "The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak" starring Tawny Kitaen.  (Ah, the things I confess to knowing whenever I'm here ... )

#11: "Excuse me, but can anyone tell me where exactly on Earth this latest Axe commercial is supposed to be taking place?"