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Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« on: December 11, 2012, 09:08:54 PM »
I know we're pretty much all whack jobs and nutcases here, but I would really like to take the time to wish you all the very best this holiday season, whatever holiday you may choose to celebrate.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2012, 09:38:41 PM by gonZo »
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Gently I stir a white feather fan,
With open shirt sitting in a green wood.
I take off my cap and hang it on a jutting stone;
A wind from the pine-tree trickles on my bare head.

-  Li Po, Summer in the Mountains

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gOOber

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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2012, 10:31:53 PM »
Please remember....
....rejoicing in the fullness thereof....

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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2012, 07:24:24 PM »
Merry Christmas from Alison Brie.

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rtpoe

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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2012, 09:07:03 PM »
Arguably the best Christmas commercial ever:

rtpoe

Gently I stir a white feather fan,
With open shirt sitting in a green wood.
I take off my cap and hang it on a jutting stone;
A wind from the pine-tree trickles on my bare head.

-  Li Po, Summer in the Mountains

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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2012, 11:13:11 PM »
Christmas is about the best time of the whole year...

rtpoe

Gently I stir a white feather fan,
With open shirt sitting in a green wood.
I take off my cap and hang it on a jutting stone;
A wind from the pine-tree trickles on my bare head.

-  Li Po, Summer in the Mountains

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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2012, 01:11:36 AM »
 :D
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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2012, 07:22:11 AM »
My sister should be coming in today, and soon there will be a grand family outing to see "The Hobbit."  (Note to self: don't buy a drink at that show.)  Merry merry everyone.

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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2012, 07:58:10 AM »
My sister should be coming in today, and soon there will be a grand family outing to see "The Hobbit."  (Note to self: don't buy a drink at that show.)  Merry merry everyone.


The movie is over three hours long if you include the trailers with no intermission so make sure you pee and **108** before you see the movie. Just saying. I will say I enjoyed it and it did not feel three hours long to me at all.  :)

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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2012, 11:04:04 AM »
Today's the 23rd of December. So thought I'd wish everyone on the BEA

A Happy Festivus!! :D :D

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Oh and here's a picture of my sturdy pole set out for the holiday in my den. ::)
« Last Edit: December 23, 2012, 12:15:15 PM by SamV »
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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2012, 01:03:30 PM »
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
 Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
 Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
 Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

 Don't we know archaic barrel
 Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
 Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
 Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

 Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
 Polly wolly cracker 'n' too-da-loo!
 Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
 Antelope Cantaloupe, 'lope with you!

 Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
 Willy, folly go through!
 Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
 Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

 Dunk us all in bowls of barley,
 Hinky dinky dink an' polly voo!
 Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
 Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

 Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
 Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!
 Tizzy seas on melon collie!
 Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!
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....rejoicing in the fullness thereof....

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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2012, 06:48:54 PM »
A Sailor's Christmas


'Twas the night before Christmas, the ship was out steaming,
Sailors stood watch while others were dreaming.

They lived in a crowd with racks tight and small,
In a 80-man berthing, cramped one and all.

I had come down the stack with presents to give,
And to see inside just who might perhaps live.

I looked all about, a strange sight did I see,
No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.

No stockings were hung, shined boots close at hand,
On the bulkhead hung pictures of a far distant land.

They had medals and badges and awards of all kind,
And a sober thought came into my mind.

For this place was different, so dark and so dreary,
I had found the house of a Sailor, once I saw clearly.

A Sailor lay **83**, silent and alone,
Curled up in a rack and dreaming of home.

The face was so gentle, the room squared away,
This was the United States Sailor today.

This was the hero I saw on TV,
Defending our country so we could be free.

I realized the families that I would visit this night,
Owed their lives to these Sailors lay willing to fight.

Soon round the world, the children would play,
And grownups would celebrate on Christmas Day.

They all enjoyed freedom each day of the year,
Because of the Sailor, like the one lying here.

I couldn't help wonder how many lay alone,
On a cold Christmas Eve on a sea, far from home.

The very thought brought a tear to my eye,
I dropped to my knees and started to cry.

The Sailor awakened and I heard a calm voice,
"Santa, don't cry, this life is my choice."

"Defending the seas all days of the year,
So others may live and be free with no fear."

I thought for a moment, what a difficult road,
To live a life guided by honor and code.

After all it's Christmas Eve and the ship's underway!
But freedom isn't free and it's sailors who pay.

The Sailor say's to our country "be free and **82** tight,
No harm will come, not on my watch and not on this night."

The Sailor rolled over and drifted to **82**,
I couldn't control it, I continued to weep.

I kept watch for hours, so silent, so still,
I watched as the Sailor shivered from the night's cold chill.

I didn't want to leave on that cold dark night,
This guardian of honor so willing to fight.

The Sailor rolled over and with a voice strong and sure,
Commanded, "Carry on Santa, It's Christmas, and All is Secure!"

HONOR, COURAGE AND COMMITMENT

Merry Christmas to all on land, sea and air.

Zorro
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Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club 1972-1973
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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2012, 10:45:36 PM »
DMX doing "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer". Yes. That just happened.
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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2021, 02:44:55 AM »
Five years after his death on Christmas Day 2016, George Michael is still greatly missed. "Last Christmas" hits differently now.
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Re: Happy Holidays - 2012 Edition
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2021, 10:56:39 PM »
Five years after his death on Christmas Day 2016, George Michael is still greatly missed. "Last Christmas" hits differently now.
"Last Christmas" is the default demo sound on most of the Yamaha PSS series of Keyboard from the late 80's and I cant help think about him when I repair these keyboard.
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