Well, okay, maybe that didn't really happen.
The attached pix aren't from today, at all, actually, but from last summer from Cris' birthday.
But seeing as we're talking about my birthday here, and I can't share the actual pix we took today, I figured these would be a good stand-in.
After the kids went to bed, Cris and I went to our own bedroom where Cris had one more present for me: a box filled with different bras from Lane Bryant and Victoria Secrets. I swear, all of the bras are designed to bump me up 2 cup sizes! Cris seems to only buy me those kind now for some reason.

The Lane Bryant ones are rouched in the front and certainly make me look considerably fuller, but the VS Bombshell bras really make me bulge out of my cups. Hopefully, I'll get a chance to model the VS bras sometime soon for all of you.
Picture removed at owners request - Salem